“I’m not clumsy, I’m just on a spontaneous gravity test.” – Unknown
“I’m not lazy, I’m energy efficient.” – Unknown
“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.” – Unknown
“I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.” – Unknown
“I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals, I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants.” – Unknown
“I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.” – Unknown FRIENDS COMING AND GOING QUOTES
“I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.” – Unknown
“I may be a night owl, but I’m not an early bird.” – Unknown
“If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?” – Unknown
“Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!” – Unknown