1000-LB SISTERS FUNNY QUOTES

“I might sweat glitter, but I’m still a thousand-pound sister!”

“Weight doesn’t define us, but it sure does make finding clothes a funny adventure.”

“We didn’t choose the candy life, the candy life chose us.”

“Our love for food is like a never-ending sitcom. It keeps us entertained, one bite at a time.”

“We’ve tried every fad diet out there, but we always come back to our true love – food.”

“We might need weight loss surgery, but we also need someone to invent a treadmill that doubles as a dessert dispenser.”

“We’re not just sisters, we’re also professional couch potatoes.”

“Sometimes I wonder if we’re in the wrong business – we should totally be professional eaters.”

“The bigger the meal, the harder we laugh. Who needs abs when you can have a perfectly round belly?”

“We’re like human vacuum cleaners, ready to sweep through any buffet in our path.”

“Gym memberships are overrated. We prefer using our spoon as a dumbbell.”

“We may not have a six-pack, but we sure know how to have six snacks in one sitting.”

“Our food babies have more personality than most people we know.”

“Whenever people say ‘Eat like nobody is watching,’ we take it as a personal challenge.”

“We always find the funny side of life, even when it’s buried under a pile of potato chips.”

“We’re the perfect example of ‘two sisters, one plate’.” WORK HARD UNTIL QUOTES

“If calories burned were a currency, we’d be billionaires.”

“We don’t need a celebrity chef – we’re our own cooking show, serving up laughter and mashed potatoes.”

“People ask us why we’re always smiling – it’s just because our mouths are usually full.”

“We’re not lazy, we just have a gravitational pull towards the couch.”

“Our weight is like an elephant in the room, but we’d rather focus on the cupcakes on the table.”

“We may be heavy, but our jokes are always light-hearted.”

“Our love for food is like a romantic comedy – always a happy ending, but lots of popcorn in between.”

“We’re living proof that the phrase ‘food for thought’ is a very literal concept.”

“We don’t need a personal trainer, we need a personal chef who can make cheeseburgers healthy.”

“We’re on a first-name basis with every delivery driver in our town.”

“People say laughter is the best medicine – but we’re pretty sure cake is the second best.”

“We’re not weightlifters, but we definitely lift spirits with our infectious laughter.”

“Sometimes we think the universe gave us extra weight as a cushion for all the laughter we generate.”

“Our weight may be heavy, but our sense of humor is weightless. Laughter is the ultimate exercise!”