5TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY FUNNY QUOTES FOR HUSBAND

“Happy 5th anniversary! Thank you for five years of wedded bliss…and for not leaving your dirty socks all over the house.”

“Cheers to surviving five years with me as your wife. You truly deserve a gold medal.”

“To my amazing husband, thank you for putting up with my antics for five glorious years. Here’s to many more!”

“Happy anniversary to the man who always knows how to make me laugh, even when I’m mad at him.”

“Five years down, and only a lifetime to go. Buckle up, hubby!”

“On our 5th anniversary, I just want you to remember how lucky you are to have me…and for us to have a great celebratory dinner!”

“Today marks five years of tolerating my snoring. You truly are a patient husband.”

“You still make my heart skip a beat after five years…or maybe it’s just the garlic bread we had for dinner. Either way, I love you!”

“Happy 5-year triumph of putting up with my shopping addiction. You deserve an award, or at least some new golf clubs.”

“To the man who always manages to make me laugh, thanks for filling our five years with endless jokes and giggles.”

“Cheers to us, babe! Surviving five years of our wildly unpredictable love life definitely deserves a toast.”

“Happy 5th anniversary! Remember, it’s the little things that have kept us together…like your inability to put the toilet seat down.”

“Here’s to five years of marriage, where I finally learned the art of compromise…like letting you choose the Netflix show 70% of the time.”

“Happy 5 years of putting up with my craziness! Thank you for being the anchor that keeps me grounded.” THINK ABOUT HIM QUOTES

“Congratulations on 5 years of marital bliss with me. The 5th anniversary is usually celebrated with wood…so I guess you can finally build that man cave you’ve always wanted!”

“Five years together and we still haven’t killed each other. I’d say that’s a pretty impressive accomplishment!”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, we’ve made it to 5 years, and I still love you… most of the time.”

“Cheers to five years of wedded bliss.. well, mostly bliss. Okay, sometimes just blissful chaos. Nevertheless, I love you!”

“Happy 5th anniversary, my love! Thanks for pretending to remember all our important dates.”

“To my partner in crime, thank you for putting up with my shenanigans for five whole years. I promise to make the next five even more interesting!”

“For five years, you’ve been my rock, my shoulder to lean on, and my best friend. Also, you’re not bad to look at!”

“Happy 5th anniversary to my loving and hilarious husband. Thanks for always keeping a few dad jokes up your sleeve!”

“They say laughter is the key to a happy marriage. Lucky for me, I married the funniest person I know. Happy 5th anniversary, sweetheart!”

“Happy 5th anniversary to the man who still manages to make my heart skip a beat…and my wallet cry a little.”

“Here’s to five years of wedded bliss and finding creative ways to annoy each other. Love you!”

“Happy 5th anniversary to the one who knows how to make me laugh until my sides hurt and my mascara runs.”

“They say laughter is the best medicine, and you’ve been my prescription for the past five years. Here’s to many more doses of laughter, love, and happily ever after!”