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“I finally mastered multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once!”
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“I’m not a multitasker, I’m a multiprocrastinator.”
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“I’m so good at multitasking, I can lose focus on multiple things at once.”
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“I’m like a superhero, only my special power is being able to juggle 10 tasks and not complete any of them.”
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“Multitasking is my specialty, as long as it involves avoiding the important stuff.”
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“The only thing I multitask is coming up with excuses for why I haven’t finished anything.”
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“I’m a multitasker, which means I can waste time and pretend to be busy at the same time.”
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“I can confidently say that I haven’t mastered multitasking, but I am an expert at half-assing multiple things at once.”
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“Multitasking: the art of distracting yourself from the task at hand with other tasks you also won’t complete.”
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“I multitask so well, I can start a new task before finishing the one I started five minutes ago.”
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“Multitasking: the ability to screw up multiple things at once.”
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“I don’t always multitask, but when I do, I make sure to do it poorly.”
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“They say multitasking is all about efficiency, but I prefer to call it ‘looking busy while accomplishing nothing.'” DAUGHTER FOOTPRINT QUOTES
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“I’m a multitasker extraordinaire, I can simultaneously stress about everything and get nothing done.”
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“Multitasking: the art of doing twice as much as you should half as well as you could.”
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“My secret to multitasking? Procrastinate on one thing by pretending to work on another.”
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“I’m a multitasker, which means I can ignore multiple things at once.”
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“I’m so good at multitasking, I can mess up two things at the same time.”
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“Multitasking is the fine art of doing too many things poorly all at once.”
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“I excel at multitasking. I can handle ignoring both my responsibilities and other people simultaneously.”
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“I’m a multitasker in the sense that I can start multiple things with enthusiasm and finish none of them.”
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“Multitasking is just a fancy way of saying ‘I suck at focusing on one thing.'”
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“I’m not just a multitasker, I’m a three-ring circus of distractions!”
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“I got a degree in multitasking, but it’s mostly just a piece of paper reminding me of all the things I haven’t finished.”