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“I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.”
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“I’m the best bro. I have the highest pretzel quantity score at Dunder Mifflin.”
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“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.”
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“Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?”
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“I’m always jacked up. I’m jacked up on mornings, I’m jacked up on life!”
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“Mini-cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes? Which is already a mini version of cake? Honestly, where does it end with you people?!”
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“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little ‘stitious.”
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“I saved a life: my own. Am I a hero? I really can’t say, but yes.”
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“Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”
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“I have very little patience for people who leave voicemail messages. Hi, it’s 200 Text me, babe!”
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“I don’t know what I’m gonna do, but I do know this: I’m gonna root for the Lakers against whoever the Bulls play.”
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“This is a place of welcoming, and you should just get the hell out of here.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWHAvWXEyWjA2NWJ2bXNXVGN5aVBSb1lpVldJWDhWTjJqZDJEUXQ2SjZtZE5kczBqMEtJaWVYYTBlTlBTdDAwYytFNkp4dW5ZVk92REMzQmVUYTA1bzBwdUwzb3ZFdkJtM3pKNDEzU1hOQlJpWlhQV1JTdWNzajh6MjlaYlNVOWNrTnZudlluTkEvaFNXZURnUFpUYkhZPQ%3D%3D/KEVIN+MALONE+BEST+QUOTES/(79794dd6b7be0790ed8329279efd7763).jpg)
“I’ve got boxes full of Pepe. Mm-hmm. In fact, you may say that I have all of the Pepe.”
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“You need to be spontaneous when you’re a salesman. Pow! Do you want this? Pow!” BIBLE QUOTES ABOUT COMMITMENT
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“I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon. Sue me.”
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“I’m totally gonna bang Holly. She’s cute and helpful. It’s when she’s the opposite of those things that I get scared.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrU1lwbzFFdTNXK2I1T2IyUDFHUGtwdERRSmpCYlF6M3J1KzZNaVFZa0lCTGQwcjZHam84MWdpdDVvVG1KaDNzZk5HdXYxZTRNRjRRUEh1dEVFVXUxcm89/KEVIN+MALONE+BEST+QUOTES/(14006a2b9d68c34e5de9e74166719ced).jpg)
“I have very little patience for stupidity.”
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“It’s just nice to win one in the end. Makes me feel like all the others were worth it.”
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“If you look in the dictionary under loser, you’ll see a picture of me, but some people succeed because they’re destined to.”
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“Plan B can’t be ‘dressed up as Batman’. Okay, fine! It can be ‘dressed up as Batman’.”
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“K-I-S-S, keep it simple, stupid. Great advice. Hurts my feelings every time.”
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“Me think, why waste time say lot word when few word do trick.”
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“Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not that way.”
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“I need a username and I have a great one. ‘LittleKidLover’. That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.”
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“I’m not saying I’m Superman. I’m just saying that nobody has ever seen me and Superman in the same room.”
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“Hey, I’m not a moron. Like, people say that I am, but I’m not a moron.”