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“I’m not a tie expert, but I can tell you with confidence that it goes around your neck.”
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“Wearing a tie is like putting a leash around your neck, and you’re just waiting for the dog to start pulling.”
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“Never trust someone with a perfectly tied tie, they’re probably a magician or something.”
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“Wearing a tie is my way of saying ‘I’m serious about this business meeting, but also I have no idea how to dress casually.'”
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“Ties are like tiny nooses that we willingly put on each morning to strangle our creativity.”
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“I believe the only purpose of a tie is to make sure your soup has a partner for the day.”
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“Wearing a tie is my way of pretending to be an adult, while secretly still feeling like a kid in a fancy costume.”
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“Ties are like accessories for your neck, you know, because your neck really needs that extra flair.”
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“The only thing a tie guarantees is that you’ll have something to blame for any spilled coffee accidents.”
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“Ties are like little fashion reminders that we have to conform to societal norms, or else face the wrath of the HR department.”
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“Wearing a tie gives you the appearance of being successful, but it doesn’t actually make you any better at tying knots.”
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“A tie is a fashion statement that says ‘I don’t trust my own shirt buttons to keep me covered up.'” QUOTES FROM THE BIBLE ABOUT GIVING BIRTH
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“Whoever invented the tie must have had a grudge against necks.”
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“Ties are like straitjackets for the modern office worker.”
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“I have never seen a tie and thought, ‘Wow, that really completes the outfit.'”
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“Wearing a tie is like wearing a colorful noose, with the added bonus of having to adjust it all day.”
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“The only purpose of a tie is to give your cat something to play with when you get home from work.”
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“Ties are like mini power cords that we plug into our wardrobe to feel more important.”
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“I like to think of ties as a personal challenge to see how long I can go without spilling lunch on myself.”
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“Ties were invented as a solution to the age-old problem of ‘how can we make business attire more uncomfortable?'”
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“Ties are like miniature quilt covers, except they don’t keep me warm and I have to wear them against my will.”
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“The only thing harder than tying a tie is trying to explain to someone why you’re wearing one in the first place.”