“I love you even when you snore like a buzzsaw and steal all the covers.”
“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband!”
“I didn’t fall in love with you because you’re handsome. I fell in love with your sense of humor… and your face, of course!”
“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. But after a while, you just want a club and a spade.”
“I love you more than pizza. And that’s saying a lot!”
“I’m so lucky to have a husband who still thinks matching socks are an essential part of life.”
“Marriage is all about compromise. For example, I let you be right… occasionally.”
“Behind every great husband is a wife rolling her eyes.”
“Marriage is all about love, patience, and secretly hiding all the good snacks from your spouse.”
“My husband deserves a medal for dealing with my shopping addiction.”
“I told my husband I was going to make him the happiest man on earth. He laughed and told me I should aim higher.”
“Being married means finding that one special person who annoys you the least.” QUOTES 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY BOYFRIEND
“A good husband is someone who clearly knows the way to his wife’s heart – through her stomach.”
“Marriage is like a game of chess. One wrong move and you could be stuck with a lifetime of checkmate.”
“I asked my husband what he wanted for his birthday. He said, ‘Nothing would make me happier than a weekend with just the guys.’ So, I bought him a mop and bucket.”
“Marriage is like a fine wine; it keeps getting better with age… until it turns into vinegar.”
“Husband, your snoring is the reason I haven’t smothered you with a pillow… yet.”
“I knew I found my soulmate when I realized we both hate the same things – like folding laundry.”
“I love you more than coffee, and trust me, that’s a big deal!”
“It’s amazing how I still fall for my husband, even when he leaves his dirty socks all over the house.”
“They say opposites attract. That’s why I’m so lucky to have a husband who can load the dishwasher properly!”
“Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy and wake up spooning.”