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“I’m not a boxer, I’m an ambassador for the sport of boxing.”
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“I’m not arrogant, I’m just aware of my abilities.”
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“I don’t just throw punches; I throw poetry in motion.”
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“My confidence is so high, it could climb Mount Everest.”
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“If I were a superhero, my power would be the ability to hypnotize my opponents with my fabulous fashion sense.”
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“I’m not afraid of getting hit; I’m afraid of my opponents’ fashion choices.”
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“I don’t need luck; I create my own destiny in the ring.”
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“My mustache has a better win record than most fighters.”
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“I bring style and finesse to the boxing ring, like a ballet dancer in gloves.”
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“I don’t just win fights; I win hearts and minds with my charisma.”
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“I’m not just a knockout artist; I’m a knockout dresser too.”
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“I move in the ring like a butterfly and sting like a well-dressed bee.”
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“My punches are so swift, they make the speed of light look slow.” LIFE AFTER LOVE FAILURE QUOTES
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“I have a PhD in boxing; Pretty Hard to Defeat.”
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“I see fear in my opponents’ eyes when they gaze upon my fancy footwork.”
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“I don’t need a cornerman; I have a personal stylist.”
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“The only thing I fear is running out of fashionable outfits.”
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“If boxing were an art, I’d be the Mona Lisa.”
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“I am a one-man fashion show that happens to punch people in the face.”
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“I don’t just win fights; I win the fashion Olympics.”
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“I’m like a fashion-forward lion in the boxing jungle.”
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“When I step into the ring, fashion crimes go on trial.”
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“My gloves are the weapon; my fashion sense is the armor.”
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“I don’t throw weak punches; I deliver knockout compliments.”