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“Love thy neighbor – but don’t get caught.” – Unknown
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“A good neighbor is one who laughs at your jokes, even when they’re not funny.” – Unknown
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“A good neighbor is like a rare Pokémon, hard to find but worth catching.” – Unknown
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“My neighbor asked if he could borrow my lawnmower. I told him of course he could, as long as he didn’t take it out of my yard.” – Unknown
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“A good neighbor is someone who can lend you a cup of sugar without expecting you to return it.” – Unknown
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“My neighbor knocked on my door at 2 am last night… can you believe that? Luckily, I was up practicing the trumpet.” – Unknown
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“I’ve never really believed in the saying ‘Love thy neighbor’… until my neighbor got a dog and trained it to fetch my newspaper.” – Unknown
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“A good neighbor is one who knows how to keep their music loud enough to bother the annoying neighbors, but not loud enough to alert the police.” – Unknown
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“I told my neighbor I was going to start an exotic petting zoo, and his response was, ‘As long as it doesn’t include the kids from my yard.'” – Unknown
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“If you want to test your neighbor’s friendship, borrow their lawnmower and see how fast they offer to help you mow the lawn.” – Unknown
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“A good neighbor is one who offers to water your plants, and then secretly replaces them with artificial ones when they die.” – Unknown
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“I asked my neighbors if they could hear me singing in the shower, and they said, ‘No, but we did find your voice on the neighbor’s cat’s collar.'” – Unknown
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“My neighbor is so nosy, they installed a periscope on their roof to get a better view into my backyard.” – Unknown
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“A good neighbor is one who doesn’t judge you when you need to take your trash out in your pajamas.” – Unknown
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“My neighbor thinks they’re a DJ, but I just wish they could figure out how to play the right notes when they’re singing in the shower.” – Unknown FAMOUS QUOTES ABOUT RESPECT
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“A good neighbor is one who understands that your WiFi password is like a sacred secret and will never ask you for it.” – Unknown
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“My neighbor is an amazing chef. He’s so generous that he constantly invites me over for dinner, as long as I bring all the groceries and do the dishes.” – Unknown
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“I asked my neighbor if they had any spare change, and they replied, ‘Honey, I’m your neighbor, not a coin-operated machine.'” – Unknown
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“A good neighbor is someone who won’t call the cops when you throw a noisy party, but will join in and bring extra speakers.” – Unknown
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“My neighbor owns a tortoise that’s faster than most of the people on our street during rush hour.” – Unknown
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“A good neighbor is one who always keeps an eye on your house when you’re on vacation and lets you know if your plants need watering or your cat needs therapy.” – Unknown
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“My neighbor gave me a DVD set of ‘The Joy of Gardening,’ and I thanked him by giving him a bag of weeds from my backyard.” – Unknown
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“A good neighbor is someone you text when you’re out of milk, and they respond with, ‘I just finished baking cookies, come over and get some!'” – Unknown
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“My neighbor once asked me to babysit their child, and I said, ‘Sure, but can you lend me a DVD of ‘The Exorcist’ to show them?'” – Unknown
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“A good neighbor is one who lets you borrow their Netflix password, but not their boyfriend or girlfriend.” – Unknown
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“My neighbor has a sign in their yard that says ‘Beware of Dog,’ but their dog is an adorable miniature poodle with a loud bark.” – Unknown
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“A good neighbor is one who brings you a pot of homemade soup when you’re sick, just as long as you don’t ask what’s in it.” – Unknown
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“My neighbor asked if I wanted to join their book club, but I said, ‘I prefer to read the back of cereal boxes instead.'” – Unknown