![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZG9pWDVOd016VnJPZ3BGbGl6ZTlNbmVRVWFrVWdRNjhOb3p6dnJnTjRSQy9kNlYvWWFDdVZhUFdRTGZ0a29BRmc9PQ%3D%3D/FAMOUS+QUOTES+FROM+BLAZING+SADDLES/(5e22e6b7378b1562ff75f12acfeda6c6).jpg)
“Where the white women at?”
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“Mongo only pawn in the game of life.”
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“Excuse me while I whip this out.”
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“It’s twue! It’s twue!”
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“We’ll take the n****s and the chinks, but we don’t want the Irish!”
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“Day ain’t over yet.”
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“The sheriff is a n****r!”
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“You’d do it for Randolph Scott!”
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“I see we have a comedian. Why don’t you try knockin’ an ‘ole in youself?”
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“The common clay of the new West. You know, morons.”
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“You know, morons. Dolts. The occasional village idiot. You’ll be perfect.”
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“What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin’ on here?”
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“Somebody’s gotta go back and get a s***load of dimes!”
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“Well, we don’t want to piss off the redskins.”
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“Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges!” BOOK OF MORMON QUOTE OF THE DAY
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“Harrumph! Harrumph! He said harrumph!”
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“I’m not a sheriff, I’m a criminal!”
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“I got it! I got it! I know how we can run everyone out of Rock Ridge!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZlYxVWxxMVRyMG5IejRFL2VWSGR0Uk1nUW5jejV3NkFsSEdENFM1NVRDSnpRajZzTFMwbS9NejBCSGtpUE5uN3crSmVyL0ZId3hMSjNXZFk3VFY3Y1VYdE95YkhVWm81Z0lZd1BqZjhIMkx2M1RRb0QyL2FCOEFlaCtyQ2gvaGJQVDJXLytXUktTTnBNVThZaFBMUXlFPQ%3D%3D/FAMOUS+QUOTES+FROM+BLAZING+SADDLES/(d15b0a1251be07b10cb555d2562ebaa2).jpg)
“We’ll give some land to the n****s, and the chinks, but we don’t want the Irish!”
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“They lose me right after the miracle of the loaves and fishes.”
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“I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille.”
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“I wash born here, an’ I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here!”
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“Son, you’re on your own.”
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“I like to think of it as our little secret.”
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“What?!? In his pajamas? They must’ve had flaps in the back!”
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“All right, we’ll give some land to the n****s and to the chinks, but we don’t want the Irish!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrY0Rtd2JoTjltWXVpa2xjd3VaR2ZKdWQ1emlXbkJmVVltdHNhQVovN29maXN3QUl5WkJPVjU2R3dtTE14cGhHSUlDbG9LVlhaYkdDT3RPQm5oenFGMkhqZ2wvSHBRL1lxMVNzb2o2cnR2ZFA1Y01JY1pXTVVwbXVYUVBhalZ5eUZrbFE0NHQ0cTRPd3RVWlFlRkxoS1FQY2srek8rWTNkdktRNEZ3Q3E0bUhz/FAMOUS+QUOTES+FROM+BLAZING+SADDLES/(b72aa7d04e3fbe0eba6ff62888c3530f).jpg)
“My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.”
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“We’ve gotta protect our phony-baloney jobs, gentlemen!”