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“I asked my husband to take out the garbage, and he said, ‘Why? It’s just going to fill up again.'”
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“My husband’s idea of helping with housework is to supervise from the couch.”
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“Lazy husbands always have a million excuses for why they can’t help around the house.”
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“My husband’s favorite activity is nap time.”
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“Lazy husbands think taking care of the kids means playing video games with them.”
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“I asked my husband to fix the leaky faucet, and he said, ‘Can’t we just call a plumber?'”
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“Lazy husbands believe grocery shopping is a woman’s job.”
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“My husband’s idea of cooking is ordering takeout.”
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“Lazy husbands spend more time on the couch than they do at work.”
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“I asked my husband to mow the lawn, and he said, ‘But the grass will just grow back.'”
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“Lazy husbands think Netflix marathons count as quality time.”
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“My husband’s version of helping with laundry is throwing all the clothes in the dryer at once.”
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“Lazy husbands have a talent for misplacing their tools and then never looking for them.”
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“I asked my husband to clean the bathroom, and he said, ‘Can’t we just hire a maid?'” FAMOUS QUOTES FROM SQUID GAME
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“Lazy husbands have perfected the art of ‘honey-do’ lists that never get done.”
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“My husband’s favorite hobby is avoiding household chores.”
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“Lazy husbands think assembling Ikea furniture is a fate worse than death.”
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“I asked my husband to help prepare dinner, and he said, ‘I’m not really in the mood for cooking.'”
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“Lazy husbands never see the dust and dirt that piles up around the house.”
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“My husband’s idea of DIY is paying someone else to do it.”
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“Lazy husbands always have an excuse for not taking the dog for a walk.”
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“I asked my husband to clean out the garage, and he said, ‘But it’s so much work!'”
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“Lazy husbands believe vacuuming is best left to the professionals.”
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“My husband’s contribution to grocery shopping is adding snacks to the cart.”
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“Lazy husbands think doing the dishes once a week is sufficient.”
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“I asked my husband to help with the kids’ homework, and he said, ‘Can’t they figure it out on their own?'”
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“Lazy husbands are masters of procrastination when it comes to household tasks.”