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“A good friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.” – Unknown
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“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.” – Unknown
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“We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we can be new friends.” – Unknown
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“I’d walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that’s dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because you know… my hair.” – Unknown
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“Friends don’t let friends do silly things… alone.” – Unknown
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“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean. But the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.” – Unknown
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“Good friends offer advice; real friends offer good advice… and a bottle of wine.” – Unknown
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“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up. After I finish laughing.” – Unknown
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“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.” – Unknown
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“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer
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“I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.” – Unknown
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“Best friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people… together.” – Unknown
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“A true friend is someone who can make you laugh until you pee, even in the darkest times.” – Unknown SHORT QUOTES HUSBAND
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“We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.” – Unknown
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“We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.” – Unknown
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“Best friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.” – Unknown
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“A best friend is like a star. You may not always see them, but you know they’re always there.” – Unknown
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“We’ll always be best friends because you know too much about me.” – Unknown
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“Best friends: they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.” – Unknown
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“Best friends are like diamonds – bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style.” – Nicole Richie
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“A best friend is someone you can call at any hour to laugh, to cry, or to bail you out.” – Unknown
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“Friends come and go, but pizza is forever.” – Unknown
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“Best friends don’t let you do stupid things alone… they join in.” – Unknown
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“It’s important to have friends who can make you laugh, even when you’re feeling like poop.” – Unknown