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“I put hummus on everything, including my face. It’s the secret to my glowing complexion!”
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“Hummus: because you can’t eat chips without it looking like you have manners.”
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“I’m not addicted to hummus, I can stop any chickpea!”
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“I like my hummus like I like my relationships, creamy and full of flavor.”
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“Hummus makes everything better, including my ability to adult.”
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“They say laughter is the best medicine, but have you tried hummus? It’s pretty darn good too!”
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“My love for hummus is like my dog’s enthusiasm for chasing squirrels – uncontainable!”
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“I’ve reached hummus enlightenment – I finally understand the meaning of life, and it’s creamy goodness!”
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“I don’t trust anyone who says they don’t like hummus. It’s a clear sign of a suspicious character.”
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“Hummus: the only time it’s acceptable to dip your vegetables in mashed beans (and love every second of it).”
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“I consider myself a hummus connoisseur. Some may call it an obsession, I call it dedication.” QUOTES ON VETERANS DAY
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“If hummus were a person, I’d marry it. Sorry, not sorry.”
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“Hummus: making it socially acceptable to double-dip since forever.”
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“I don’t always eat hummus, but when I do, I can’t stop myself from licking the bowl.”
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“True love never fades, just like my love for hummus.”
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“Hummus is proof that perfection exists – in a creamy, savory form.”
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“I never met a hummus I didn’t like. It’s like a hug for your taste buds.”
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“Hummus is the answer to all of life’s problems. Well, at least the ones that can be solved with deliciousness.”
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“I’m not saying hummus is the key to world peace, but it could definitely help a little.”
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“Forget diamonds, hummus is a girl’s best friend.”
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“Hummus: the glue that holds my life together (and my snacks, too).”