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“I’m not convinced I know how to read, I’ve just memorized a lot of words.”
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“I’m allergic to feelings. Okay, okay, I’m not allergic to them, I’m like lactose intolerant for feelings.”
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“I’m not convinced I know how to cry – I’ve never seen me do it.”
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“I’m not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
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“I’m a lover, not a fighter. Actually, I’m more of a non-participator.”
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“I’m not the best at talking to people. Talking to people is tough for me. Talking to anybody is tough for me. I’m really not a big… talker.”
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“I’m not saying I hate people, what I’m saying is that I understand why Noah only took animals on the ark.”
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“I’m not a professional plumber, but I can handle some light toilet work.”
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“I’m not that easily offended. Trust me, I’ve had to stomach a lot of Schmidt’s open-mouth chewing.”
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“I’m not a bartender. I just have a lot of experience with alcohol.”
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“I’m not actually allergic to studying, it’s just that reading gives me massive headaches and the urge to throw up.”
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“I’m not great at commitment. Actually, I’m more of a ‘walk away and pretend nothing happened’ kind of guy.” QUOTES ABOUT MAKING A CHANGE IN LIFE
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“I’m not the kind of guy who uses Robin Hood-style morality to justify not paying taxes. Mostly because I don’t pay taxes.”
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“I’m not actually funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.”
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“I’m not an expert at anything. Except maybe passive-aggression, I’m pretty much an expert at that.”
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“I’m not good at acting normal. Normal people are boring, and I’m not boring.”
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“I’m not into making decisions. Actually, I’m more of a ‘let’s see what happens’ kind of guy.”
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“I’m not a morning person. Actually, I’m not really a person until 11:00 am.”
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“I’m not easily impressed. I mean, I’ve watched Schmidt attempt to do push-ups.”
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“I’m not good at expressing emotions. I’m more of a ‘bottle it up until it explodes’ kind of person.”
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“I’m not great at making friends. I tend to repel them with my excessive awkwardness.”
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“I’m not saying I have commitment issues. I just prefer to keep my options open, forever.”