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“Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it’s probably crap!”
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“Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than having dinner with you!”
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“Valentine’s Day is just a reminder that, yes, you’re still single.”
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“Love is a grave mental disease.” – Plato
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“Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you…but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty, and so is your head!”
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“I’m not single, I’m just in a long-term relationship with freedom!”
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“Love is a two-way street, but I’m in the carpool lane.”
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“Let’s celebrate Valentine’s Day in a way that doesn’t involve filing restraining orders.”
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“Valentine’s Day: when flowers are priced like they’re made of gold and restaurants are booked like it’s the end of the world.”
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“Love means never having to say, ‘What do you want to eat?'”
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“I love you more than chocolate…and that’s saying a lot!”
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“Valentine’s Day is just another day for me to disappoint people with my erratic behavior.”
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“I’m so glad we’re both poor, so we can celebrate Valentine’s Day in the most romantic way possible…at home.”
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“If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?” SOUL MISSING QUOTES
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“I hope your Valentine’s Day is less disappointing than your New Year’s resolutions!”
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“I’m like Cupid, but instead of arrows, I have sarcasm.”
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“Roses are red, violets are blue, they say love is blind, but not as blind as you!”
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“I love you even when I’m hungry.”
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“Valentine’s Day is the perfect time to remind someone that you’re still stalking them on social media.”
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“Love is sharing your popcorn…even when it’s the last piece!”
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“I’m sorry I forgot to get you a Valentine’s Day gift, but do you really need another stuffed animal?”
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“Cupid rhymes with stupid for a reason.”
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“Valentine’s Day: the only day where it’s acceptable to eat an entire box of chocolates by yourself.”
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“I love you more than my favorite pizza toppings…and that’s saying a lot!”
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“Remember, Valentine’s Day is just a capitalist holiday designed to sell heart-shaped chocolates and overpriced flowers.”
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“Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m spending Valentine’s Day with Netflix, how about you?”
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“Valentine’s Day: the day you show your love by purchasing overpriced cards and chocolate, because nothing says ‘I love you’ like consumerism!”