“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott, The Office
“I’m not crazy, my mother had me tested.” – Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory
“Serenity now!” – Frank Costanza, Seinfeld
“No soup for you!” – The Soup Nazi, Seinfeld
“How you doin’?” – Joey Tribbiani, Friends
“We were on a break!” – Ross Geller, Friends
“Dynomite!” – J.J. Evans, Good Times
“I’m not a psychopath, Anderson, I’m a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.” – Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock
“That’s what she said!” – Michael Scott, The Office
“I’m going to build my own theme park with blackjack and hookers!” – Bender, Futurama
“I am the one who knocks.” – Walter White, Breaking Bad
“Norm!” – Various characters, Cheers WHEN YOU HAVE BEST FRIEND QUOTES
“Did I do that?” – Steve Urkel, Family Matters
“Pivot!” – Ross Geller, Friends
“I’m not fat, I’m festively plump.” – Garfield, Garfield and Friends
“It’s not a boulder, it’s a rock.” – SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants
“I’m not a smart man, but I know what love is.” – Forrest Gump, Forrest Gump
“I have no idea what I’m doing, but I know I’m doing it really, really well.” – Andy Bernard, The Office
“The truth is out there.” – Fox Mulder, The X-Files
“Oh my God, they killed Kenny!” – Various characters, South Park
“I’m not crazy. My reality is just different than yours.” – Cheshire Cat, Alice in Wonderland
“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” – Michael Scott, The Office
“You can’t handle the truth!” – Colonel Nathan R. Jessup, A Few Good Men