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“Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!”
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“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me.”
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“Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!”
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“I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.”
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“I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.”
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“Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!”
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“I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.”
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“My wife told me I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward!”
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“Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!”
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“I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.”
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“I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia. She whispered, ‘They’re right behind you!'”
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“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me.”
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“What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!” BEST DOMAIN_6 QUOTES
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“I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.”
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“I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.”
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“Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!”
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“I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.”
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“Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!”
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“I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.”
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“Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!”
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“I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.”
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“My wife told me I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward!”
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“I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia. She whispered, ‘They’re right behind you!'”
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“What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!”