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“I’m on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle.”
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“I’m not overweight. I’m just giving my body more room to shine.”
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“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels, except for pizza. And chocolate. And tacos…”
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“I could lose weight, but I don’t want to show off my strong willpower.”
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“I’m not overweight, I’m under-tall.”
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“I’m not fat, I’m just easy to see.”
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“The only exercise I do is running late.”
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“I’m not overweight, I’m just undertall.”
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“I’ve decided to lose weight just in case I need to chase someone down for a slice of cake.”
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“I’m trying to lose weight, but it’s not working. It must be because I’m on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.”
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“Every time I lose weight, it finds me again. I think it’s stalking me.”
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“I’m on a diet… It lasts till I get hungry.”
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“My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.” MOTHER DAUGHTER SELFIE QUOTES
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“I’m not fat, I’m just so damn sexy it overflows.”
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“I’m not fat, I’m just living in high definition.”
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“I started a juice cleanse last week. Well, it was more like a French fry cleanse.”
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“I’m not fat, I’m just horizontally challenged.”
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“I started a new diet where I only eat what my blender can blend.”
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“I’m not fat, I’m just a small person with extra padding.”
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“I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.”
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“I’m not overweight, I just have an appetite for excess happiness.”
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“I went on a diet, but all I lost was my motivation.”
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“I don’t always lose weight, but when I do, I gain it back in chocolate.”
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“I’m not fat, I’m just easier to see.”