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“Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.” – George Burns
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“I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Unknown
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“Love is sharing your popcorn.” – Charles Schultz
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“Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.” – Unknown
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“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.” – Will Ferrell
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“Love is being stupid together.” – Paul Valery
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“Love is like a glass of water, it tastes boring when you don’t mix it up.” – Unknown
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“Love is like a roller coaster: it has its ups, its downs, and it can make you puke.” – Gabriel Iglesias
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“If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?” – Lily Tomlin
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“Love is a strange thing. I once thought it was as rare as a unicorn sneezing glitter, but then I saw you.” – Unknown
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“Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it’s probably crap.” – Unknown
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“Love is sharing your popcorn.” – Charles M. Schulz
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“Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.” – George Burns POSITIVE SOLUTION QUOTES
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“The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends, not tequila. Try it, then call me.” – Unknown
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“Love is like a traffic jam, you always seem to find it when you’re in a hurry.” – Unknown
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“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.” – Joan Crawford
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“You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.” – Melanie Clark
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“Love is a two-way street… and I just got hit by a car.” – Unknown
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“Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.” – Jules Renard
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“Love is cuddling on a couch watching your favorite show, but then fighting over who should hold the remote.” – Unknown
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“Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.” – Natasha Leggero
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“Love is painting yourself in honey and running through a bear sanctuary.” – Kevin Gates
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“Love is like a pineapple, sweet and irritates people when it gets stuck in their throats.” – Unknown
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“Love is like a diet, it’s easiest to start on a Monday.” – Unknown