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“A salad is not a meal. It’s a punishment.” – Anonymous
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“I only eat salad on days that end in ‘Y’” – Anonymous
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“I didn’t want a salad, but the person ahead of me in the drive-thru took the last six Big Macs.” – Anonymous
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“Eating a salad is like eating bunny food, minus the bunnies.” – Anonymous
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“Why can’t a salad just be an avocado surrounded by bacon?” – Anonymous
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“I tried to eat a healthy salad, but the lettuce rose up and attacked me.” – Anonymous
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“Salads: the food that my food eats.” – Anonymous
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“My worst nightmare is accidentally picking up a salad fork when I’m with a steak.” – Anonymous
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“I like my salads like I like my relationships – with a lot of dressing.” – Anonymous
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“Salads remind me why I’m not a rabbit.” – Anonymous
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“Salad on a plate screams, ‘I’m not even trying to enjoy my life!'” – Anonymous
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“A salad a day keeps anyone away – if you throw it hard enough.” – Anonymous
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“The only thing a salad makes me lose is my appetite.” – Anonymous
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“Salad just leaves me unfulfilled, both physically and emotionally.” – Anonymous
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“If salad were a person, it would wear Crocs.” – Anonymous BACON TASTES GOOD PULP FICTION QUOTE
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“I’m only eating this salad because I need something to hold my dressing.” – Anonymous
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“I’m not saying I hate all salads, but I wouldn’t trust a salad if it had a heartbeat.” – Anonymous
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“Salad is just a sad attempt to make vegetables interesting.” – Anonymous
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“Salad: the proof that even with dressing, vegetables can still be boring.” – Anonymous
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“I don’t trust salad; there’s something sketchy about being the side dish to everything.” – Anonymous
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“A salad is the epitome of deception – it looks good but doesn’t deliver.” – Anonymous
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“If a salad had a theme song, it would be ‘All By Myself.'” – Anonymous
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“Whoever decided to call it ‘salad’ clearly hasn’t had a proper meal.” – Anonymous
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“Salad makes me want to throw a party for all the other food I’m missing out on.” – Anonymous
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“I always feel like a rabbit who’s been fooled into eating a salad.” – Anonymous
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“I’m not interested in dieting; I’d rather have dessert than a salad any day.” – Anonymous
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“Salads are overrated. I’ve never seen a hamburger craving a salad, but I’ve seen plenty of salads craving a burger.” – Anonymous
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“You’ll never catch me ordering a salad, unless it comes with a side of pizza.” – Anonymous