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“I’m not crazy. My reality is just different from yours.” – Lewis Carroll
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“I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested.” – Sheldon Cooper
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“I’m not crazy. I prefer the term ‘mentally hilarious.'” – Unknown
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“They say insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Well, I’m insane then because I keep pressing the elevator button even though it won’t make it come any faster!” – Unknown
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“The problem with the voices in my head is that they never agree on anything – except that I’m crazy, of course.” – Unknown
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“I told my therapist about my hallucinations. He said to start taking more of the medication. So now I take four instead of two, and boy, are those leprechauns happy!” – Unknown
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“My mind is like a circus. There’s a new clown performing every day.” – Unknown
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“If being crazy means living life as if it’s one big joke, then call me insane!” – Unknown
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“Warning: My train of thought has no brakes, proceed at your own risk!” – Unknown
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“I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life!” – Unknown
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“I’m not crazy. I’m just a little unwell, maybe a tad peculiar, and occasionally quite bonkers.” – Unknown FUNNY BEST FRIEND QUOTES AND SAYINGS
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“I asked the doctor if I’m crazy, he said, ‘Only on every other day’.” – Unknown
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“My life is like a three-ring circus. Except there are no elephants, just squirrels with acorns.” – Unknown
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“I’m not crazy, I’m just really good at pretending to be normal.” – Unknown
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“I don’t need a therapist; I just need a padded room with Wi-Fi.” – Unknown
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“Being crazy doesn’t mean being broken; it just means you have more fun when the pieces collide!” – Unknown
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“Call me crazy, but I prefer to think of myself as delightfully unstable.” – Unknown
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“They said I couldn’t dance like nobody’s watching, so I started dancing like no one existed!” – Unknown
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“Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children.” – Sam Levenson
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“I’m not crazy. My reality is just different and includes more unicorns and glitter.” – Unknown