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“I’m not good at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing
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“Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it!” – Monica Geller
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“If you want to receive emails about my upcoming shows, please give me money so I can buy a computer.” – Phoebe Buffay
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“The only way I can grow is to let go of the girl I used to be.” – Rachel Green
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“I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!” – Ross Geller
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“It’s a moo point. Like a cow’s opinion. It doesn’t matter. It’s moo.” – Joey Tribbiani
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“Sometimes the only way to move forward is to revisit the things in your past that were holding you back.” – Monica Geller
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“Well, maybe I don’t need your money. Wait, I said maybe.” – Phoebe Buffay
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“I don’t want to get over him. I want to be with him.” – Rachel Green
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“We were on a break!” – Ross Geller
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“I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing
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“Smelly cat, smel-ly cat, what are they feeding you?” – Phoebe Buffay
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“Welcome to adulthood. It’s like looking both ways before you cross the street, and then getting hit by an airplane.” – Ross Geller
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“I say more dumb things before 9 A.M. than most people say all day.” – Chandler Bing
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“I’m not so good with the advice… Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing NO ONE CAN BEAT ME QUOTES
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“See? Friends listen to each other and they don’t judge each other.You should try it sometime, Ross. You might be happier.” – Joey Tribbiani
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“I wish I could, but I don’t want to.” – Phoebe Buffay
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“When I get married, I want my vow to be like, ‘Oh, now I get why all those Shakespearean sonnets used to end in death.'” – Rachel Green
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“I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing
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“Okay, I’m still trying to figure out how they got the sea monkeys to play basketball.” – Phoebe Buffay
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“If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, please give me money so I can buy a computer.” – Phoebe Buffay
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“I’m not great at the advice. But, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing
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“Hold on; I just have to have one last half-life crisis.” – Ross Geller
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“You’re over me? When were you under me?” – Joey Tribbiani
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“I’m FINE. Phoebe: You look fabulous.” – Monica Geller
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“If I were in prison, you guys would be like, “that’s too bad’.” – Chandler Bing
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“I’ll do my best, but I can’t promise anything! – Monica Geller
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“Could I be wearing anymore clothes?” – Joey Tribbiani