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“I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. That’s why I need to lose weight!”
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“I’d lose weight, but I don’t want to lose the bond I have with my snacks.”
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“I told my doctor I needed to lose weight, and he suggested I run in front of a motivational fridge magnet.”
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“I’m trying to lose weight, but every time I step on the scale, it says ‘one at a time, please!'”
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“My relationship with food? Let’s just say it’s complicated…and delicious.”
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“They say you are what you eat. I don’t remember eating a sexy beast this morning!”
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“I’m not overweight; I’m just under-tall.”
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“My fridge asked me to close its door because I was letting the cold air out, but I told her it’s the only kind of air dieting I can do.”
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“I’m not fat; I’m easy to see.”
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“I’d exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee… and that’s just not an option.”
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“Someone told me I needed to exercise, and I laughed. Then I laughed while eating a donut.”
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“Dieting is like being on a cross-country road trip without any snacks. You regret your decisions after mile one.” MOM AND DAD 40TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY QUOTES
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“My weight loss strategy? Eating smaller portions… by using a teaspoon instead of a shovel.”
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“I’ll start dieting… just after I finish this entire pizza.”
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“You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not chocolate!”
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“I dream of a world where chocolate burns calories instead of fat.”
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“I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve already lost three days!”
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“I avoid exercise at all costs. I even take the elevator to go down one floor of my apartment!”
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“My diet plan? Spell ‘exercise’ with my mouth, but flavor it with ‘extra fries.'”
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“I’m convinced my metabolism is powered by pizza and ice cream.”
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“Nothing tastes as good as being skinny feels… except for chocolate, pizza, and tacos.”
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“They say laughter is the best medicine. That’s why I’m laughing my way to a healthier weight!”
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“My dieting plan? Nachos. Just kidding. I’m going to eat these nachos.”