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“Christmas is too sparkly… said no one ever.”
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“Dear Santa, define ‘nice’.”
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“I’m just here for the mistletoe and wine.”
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“Forget the naughty list, I’m on the fabulous list this year.”
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“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.”
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“It’s not Christmas unless you annoy the heck out of someone.”
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“Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle.”
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“Christmas calories don’t count… right?”
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“May your bras be stuffed and your eggnog spiked.”
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“All I want for Christmas is a big bank account and a small waistline.”
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“Santa saw your Instagram posts, you’re getting clothes and a dictionary for Christmas.”
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“Christmas is like caramel popcorn: sweet, addictive, and way too many nuts.” I AM A PROUD DAUGHTER QUOTES
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“I love you more than Christmas cookies… almost.”
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“Forget the mistletoe, can I get a kiss under the mistle-glow?”
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“Treat yourself this Christmas; you’ve been good at tolerating everyone else.”
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“Christmas cheer? I’ll have a glass of champagne, thanks.”
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“Christmas without shopping? That’s like a sandwich without cheese… just not right.”
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“Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year… most of the time… once in a while… never mind, I’ll buy my own presents.”
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“Christmas: the only time of year where it’s socially acceptable to drink hot chocolate and watch Hallmark movies all day.”
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“Christmas is a reminder that I’ll always be on the ‘naughty’ side.”
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“I’m dreaming of a beach vacation, palm trees, and not having to hear Christmas music.”
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“Keep calm and jingle all the way… just do it sassily.”