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“Marriage is finding that one special person to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Unknown
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“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.” – Unknown
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“Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.” – Unknown
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“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.” – Unknown
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“Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.” – Unknown
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“Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.” – Unknown
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“Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.” – Unknown
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“Marriage is not just a word. It’s a sentence…a lifetime sentence.” – Unknown
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“Marriage is a mutual relationship of support, understanding, and enduring scents.” – Unknown
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“Marriage is like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park.” – Unknown
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“Marriage is when a woman and a man decide to sacrifice half their drinks to create a whole relationship.” – Unknown
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“Marriage is like a phone call in the middle of the night – first, you get a ring, then you wake up.” – Unknown CHEERS TO THE HAPPY COUPLE QUOTES
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“Marriage is all about give and take. You give me a headache, and I take some aspirin.” – Unknown
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“Marriage is like a game of chess, except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke, and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.” – Jerry Seinfeld
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“Marriage is all about fighting over the blanket and then apologizing for snoring.” – Unknown
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“Marriage is an institution, but who wants to live in an institution?” – Groucho Marx
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“Marriage is nature’s way of ensuring that a woman always has someone to tell her she’s wrong.” – Unknown
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“Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.” – Groucho Marx
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“Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.” – Unknown
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“Marriage is like a public toilet. Those waiting on the outside want in, and those inside want out.” – Unknown
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“Marriage is like a deck of cards. You start with two hearts and a diamond, but by the end, you’re searching for a club and a spade.” – Unknown
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“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.” – Unknown