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“Congratulations on finally being able to answer the question, ‘What do you want to be when you grow up?’ with ‘I don’t know!'”
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“Remember, it’s not the years in your life that count, it’s the number of times you asked the professor to round up your grade.”
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“Graduation day is the only day where you can throw your cap in the air and then panic about what to do next.”
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“Welcome to the real world, where you’ll realize that summer breaks no longer exist.”
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“I spent four years studying for a degree that will only serve me during pub quizzes.”
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“Remember, you’re not a student anymore when you start checking your bank account balance before answering the question, ‘Want to go out?'”
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“Today we celebrate not just our academic achievements, but also our ability to nap anywhere.”
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“You know you’ve truly graduated when you catch yourself using citations in everyday conversations.”
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“The only thing I’ve learned in these four years is how to skillfully avoid eye contact during a group presentation.”
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“Your potential is limitless, just like the number of coffee cups you consumed during late-night study sessions.”
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“Congratulations on completing four years of preparing for a future that’s probably already outdated.” QUOTES WE WILL GET THROUGH THIS
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“Remember, the real world is not a multiple-choice test – it’s a never-ending essay question.”
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“Today, we say goodbye to the days of sleeping in and hello to the days of paying rent.”
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“The tassel is worth the hassle – until you realize that life doesn’t come with an instruction manual.”
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“In the game of life, graduation day is just the tutorial level.”
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“Goodbye, college. Hello, anxiety about finding a job in my field!”
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“Remember, just because you have a degree doesn’t mean you know how to adult. Google will become your best friend.”
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“Cheers to the days of all-nighters fueled by energy drinks! Good luck replicating that energy in the real world.”
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“Don’t worry about the future – it’ll always be there waiting to surprise you with unexpected twists and turns.”
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“Congratulations on crossing the finish line! Now get ready for the marathon called adulthood.”