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“I’m smarter than the average bear!”
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“I may be cute and cuddly, but I’m also full of mischief.”
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“I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.”
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“If you can’t find me, look for the picnic baskets.”
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“When all else fails, just try to steal some picnic food.”
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“I’m so hungry, I could eat a Ranger’s hat.”
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“The only thing I love more than picnics is stealing pic-a-nic baskets.”
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“I’m not a thief, I’m just a very convincing borrower.”
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“Why work hard when you can just take it easy and enjoy life?”
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“A picnic without food is like a Yogi without a hat.”
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“Healthy eating is good, but sometimes we all need a little junk food.”
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“Why settle for less when you can have more honey?”
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“If you ever need advice, just go ask a bear. We’re experts on life.”
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“I’m a bear on a mission – a mission to find all the picnic baskets in the world!”
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“If you see a bear dancing, don’t be alarmed. It’s just me trying to get some attention.” MOTIVATIONAL CHRISTMAS QUOTES
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“Who needs a personal trainer when you can just chase after picnic baskets?”
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“My motto in life? Eat, sleep, and steal picnic baskets. In that order.”
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“I’m not clumsy, I’m just practicing my acrobatic skills.”
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“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then, steal someone’s picnic basket and enjoy it with the lemonade.”
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“I may be small, but I have the appetite of a bear twice my size.”
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“I don’t like to share, but I’ll make an exception for picnic food.”
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“I have a dream – a dream where picnic baskets grow on trees.”
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“If you want to make a bear happy, just leave a picnic basket out for me.”
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“Picnics taste even better when they’re stolen.”
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“I’m not lazy, I’m just in a perpetual state of relaxation.”
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“If you’re ever feeling down, just remember that there’s always a picnic basket waiting to be stolen.”
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“Who needs a gym membership when you can get exercise by chasing after food?”
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“Some people say I’m a troublemaker, but I prefer the term ‘adventurous’.”