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“I’m just looking for someone to share my avocado toast with.”
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“I want someone who will love me even when I’m hangry.”
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“Looking for someone who will understand my obsession with Netflix binges.”
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“I need someone who can handle my sarcasm and still think I’m hilarious.”
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“Relationship status: currently taking applications for the position of ‘Snuggle Buddy’.”
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“I want someone who will laugh at my bad jokes, even if they’re only pretending.”
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“I need a partner who can keep up with my endless coffee cravings.”
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“Relationships are like cats. Sometimes they ignore you and other times they step all over your face in the morning.”
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“I need a person who is willing to be my personal human blanket during chilly movie nights.”
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“I just want someone to bring me pizza and tell me I’m beautiful.”
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“I need someone to be my partner in crime and help me eat all the junk food.”
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“My ideal relationship involves binge-watching TV shows in sweatpants.”
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“I’m just looking for someone who will watch cartoons with me on a lazy Sunday morning.”
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“I want a relationship like a good cup of coffee – strong, hot, and always there to pick me up.”
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“I need someone who will listen to me rant about my favorite TV shows as if it’s the most important thing in the world.” INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES IN SPANISH AND ENGLISH
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“I want someone who will join me in singing loudly and off-key in the car.”
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“I’m taking applications for someone to be my personal food taster. Must be okay with sharing fries.”
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“I need someone who will bring me coffee in bed without me needing to say a word.”
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“I want a relationship where we can communicate through funny memes instead of words.”
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“I’m just looking for someone who can keep up with my nonsensical babbling.”
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“I need a person who will appreciate my ‘dad jokes’ and laugh at them, even when they’re terrible.”
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“I’m just looking for someone who will understand that food is the way to my heart.”
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“I want a relationship where we can have spontaneous dance parties in the kitchen.”
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“I’m just looking for someone to try weird food combinations with me and see if they actually taste good.”
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“I need a person who will take on the role of ‘official remote finder’ in our household.”
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“I want a relationship that involves equal parts laughter, cuddles, and pizza.”
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“I need someone who can handle my extreme clumsiness and still find it endearing.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVEJUOGRXU3dVMXpHazQyWXVZS1J6LzBoWGM4RHlqcjFnc2w0akZkZFNzRXIzZU9FRDhGQ2ZjNWlrMDZqVFU0OXpiUlNkUm51d2tuTE9rZXlZWS9HckNkdGM4ODRrUEpITmlYT1NZRHZIL2cyWERVR0F6QXNUakFuakxDeVRwNHQxVUM2UHN2bzUwZTZ5c1ZucFNwYXdrPQ%3D%3D/MY+NEXT+RELATIONSHIP+FUNNY+QUOTES/(1189393ac40bf99912c4c51f2a423753).jpg)
“Looking for someone who will join me in recreating cheesy romance movie scenes for fun.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrU0Y5ZHJIeDh3am0wV2J4QUpIUHFHZ1JmRktlZy90TVdwcGNQa2d6NlRoSjJBWGxZdEowVm5zekJSS2c5YzdmejYxWlBkNnhsWXlEK3cvdU00SEVXWnZpc3Y5K1pRQVltSXdnTWtGVk04Y2dyS2tpelJWSUVGTTJIbXRQZXU5cWlWNHJQTklmclB4L0NhN3ozTUF1VnM2TnJtc2R0dk5DNnJVVjBWMlgxcm5vNEhQMVp4c0xpdi9BamxPM25MTGpUdz09/MY+NEXT+RELATIONSHIP+FUNNY+QUOTES/(56684ddeddbd4f5b9fb728fbafcccaa3).jpg)
“I want a relationship where we can laugh at each other’s embarrassing moments and make memories out of them.”