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“God made whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.” – Ed McMahon
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“Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its true warmth.” – Unknown
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“I love you almost as much as I love beer… and drunk me really loves beer.” – Unknown
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“I love when my best friend and I get drunk together. It’s like an automatic life decision I never have to question.” – Unknown
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“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.” – Frank Sinatra
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“Dear alcohol, we had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk.” – Unknown
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“My best friend is like a magical unicorn. But instead of granting wishes, she grants blurry memories and questionable decisions.” – Unknown
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“Alcohol: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.” – Unknown
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“The best mirror is an old friend with a bottle of wine.” – Unknown
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“A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have, especially when they’re drunk.” – Unknown
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“My best friend doesn’t judge me when I’m drunk, she just records the evidence.” – Unknown QUOTES ABOUT GALILEO
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“Friends don’t let friends drink alone, because then they can’t witness the hilarious antics that ensue.” – Unknown
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“I don’t go crazy. I am crazy, I just go normal from time to time.” – Unknown
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“Alcohol may not solve all your problems, but neither does milk.” – Unknown
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“When life gives you lemons, find someone with vodka and have a party.” – Unknown
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“It’s not drinking alone if your best friend is there with you.” – Unknown
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“In dog beers, I’ve only had one.” – Unknown
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“Friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re there, especially when they text you drunk.” – Unknown
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“My liver and I have an arrangement. We ignore each other and go about our business.” – Unknown
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“The best friends are like snowflakes. Beautiful, unique, and always make your world a little hazy.” – Unknown