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“I tried walking a mile in someone else’s shoes once, but then I realized they were a size too small and I couldn’t find anywhere to buy comfortable shoes on that particular street.”
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“Walking is the perfect way to get some exercise…unless you’re being chased by a bear, then it’s the perfect way to get some cardio.”
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“I walk because it’s good for my health, unless we’re talking about walking into a bakery, then it’s good for my soul.”
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“I started walking every day because my doctor said it’s good for my heart. Little did he know, it’s also great for my shoe collection.”
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“I walk so slow that it feels like time is moving in reverse. Alternatively, I’m just really good at setting my own pace.”
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“I walk because it’s the one time of day where I can pretend to be on a mission and stride purposefully, even if I’m just going to get ice cream.”
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“Walking is the only exercise where my biggest fear is stepping on a Lego. I’ve survived marathons and triathlons, but those little plastic devils are out to get me.”
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“I walk to clear my mind, which is ironic because my mind usually wanders so much that I end up lost.”
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“They say walking is good for the soul, but I’d argue that a good pizza is even better.”
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“I just discovered the most popular walk in town. It’s from my bed to the refrigerator, and it’s a real crowd-pleaser.”
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“I walk because it’s a great way to explore new places, at least until I get a blister and decide to go sit on a park bench instead.”
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“Walking is my preferred method of transportation because it’s the only way to get from point A to point B without having to parallel park.” DR HOUSE FUNNY QUOTES
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“I walk because it’s a fantastic way to get some fresh air and remind myself how out of shape I am.”
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“Walking is a way for me to connect with nature and remember that I’m too lazy to run away from bears in the wilderness.”
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“Walking is the best way to stay in shape, as long as you don’t count all the times I stop for coffee and donuts.”
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“I walk so much that my Fitbit thinks I’m trying to break a world record. Little does it know, I’m just trying to find the nearest coffee shop.”
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“I walk because it’s the one time of day where I can put on my headphones, crank up the music, and pretend I’m in a music video…until I trip over a crack in the sidewalk and ruin the illusion.”
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“Walking is my favorite form of exercise because it gives me time to mentally prepare for all the Netflix shows I plan to binge-watch later.”
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“Walking is a great way to clear my mind, but it’s also a great way to come up with random, unrelated thoughts that confuse me even more.”
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“I walk because it’s the one time of day where it’s socially acceptable to talk to myself. Although, people still give me weird looks when I have full conversations with pigeons.”
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“Walking is the perfect balance of exercise and relaxation…unless you walk on a Lego, then it’s purely torture.”
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“I walk to keep fit, but I also walk to keep up with all the unrealistic expectations of my smartphone’s step count.”