![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZUNjc1JXYWh3dU53Q3M2UndRRGRmUzBpT2ZKeDlOSG1ibldwM3RyWWhQSHFwUlNLcUxuSDlSaGU0WUdLMng1VFE9PQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+MENTAL+HEALTH/(52e22172db8cb8e62d01f9d3fb7c3ec3).jpg)
“My reality check bounced.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMNVdZYWhxZmhLYlJzMVJOTyt5STNrbVhCRlFJa0h6L2RJOFhNZEZqdW1xM1ZZSzBSZTNwUnh0Qm9zRUpBVVNsTi9VQ3JjK1RaajUzMzZFMzBpY1NjeG89/FUNNY+QUOTES+MENTAL+HEALTH/(cf05e7ca9cbb6e9e84edc7a7c55b86cf).jpg)
“A clean house is a sign of a broken computer.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMN2R2b0E2TkYyQWZYZTkrQ2FTOTV2SGkxeDIxT2RSOHRtelVjcFAxRnF4djlnZGt0ZExCa1ZOdGVwNG5CY2tLd1JkTFVudmFLLzUvTEJhSHJoUVZPWHlrdXNQeXdaSW9wb0RncVB0U0VEZGg%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+MENTAL+HEALTH/(d096c6eef2a3c769f59ceac1ae0950d6).jpg)
“I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMNmFrM3B2L2p4Vm1aWkkzRWl5Mlp1SjRlTTN2bzhKSGdoQlhjeFJHUEJDdUU5eUg3Vlo2ZjFtdFZlZ000UVdFMTI3aVhvaVNqejVwRThVanBlL3NRSkVWQXE5T29PTjJqUnJXZ2NqalNWWjM%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+MENTAL+HEALTH/(8e73ad8d1b6bb5e6cbb75b2ecdafdabe).jpg)
“I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMNGl2L2NNS09TN1dVQi9TcTEwS0xmOTlEQlpMZFdhYlZKMzdWdi84NDZaT1dyU0cwcEF0dTNLS2JXMHNUbXRRRVJXa1ExblJXd1hVUFhNNlNsaDExZ2c9/FUNNY+QUOTES+MENTAL+HEALTH/(7bd526fb85ebbaccda96231d0e4a5d75).jpg)
“I may be crazy, but at least I have each other.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMd3VsS1kvcHdzSWc1Mk10cW5RejUvMndjbXlJUEtuR3c5eDZqa3lwWUxzbUg5bTlwMTFtN0JJTVNBOFdTeEEwSklUUFR5cmJXMTJDMnp3SzJZRklRQnd3Q3BLc3NZeDNTdWN4ZHhVU2hUTGI%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+MENTAL+HEALTH/(0084fe01dba5e3283ae2431569171f0c).jpg)
“I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMd3VsS1kvcHdzSWc1Mk10cW5RejUvMjBkWlBaLzRxaTZMTTRuVXAyUVptWUNpbW0xYWF4UUVzcWZuTCtLNVZaeERVYnlORDhkM2NHT1BWSWxjNkQxZGkwUXQ3bTUzNUltanpEeklHWWZlMU5FRlRHVFliV2Q5TzZpWnVjR1Bvb1dnPT0%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+MENTAL+HEALTH/(3adfb6401677c47f3b9df19fca7e7163).jpg)
“I’m not procrastinating, I’m simply prioritizing my mental health.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMd3VsS1kvcHdzSWc1Mk10cW5RejUvMnNUQUNyaVZLWXJmZFZGbThIQlRCM3ZkaUY5Q0RnVkh6Zmo1OW11QjBrZjA2SGp6MGc3VFhENUN2VmVCeFExVmc9/FUNNY+QUOTES+MENTAL+HEALTH/(93e0970b3a427d5922da8c0f770693e0).jpg)
“I’m not late, everyone else is just early.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMOFRVYU4wRFNBeXpadTJBa1VkdU5mY291UjZMUEtsZVI3bjcyY2I4VllDL1hoRittNmZUeElWbTB2b25rYjN6dkE9PQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+MENTAL+HEALTH/(f026cc3b3e4eab36d88d156d699bf8ed).jpg)
“I told my therapist about you.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMd1dPd3BNMjVKY3ZmdC9lLzNjaGdtR09VMHhlZEJvZ3ZzR1UvTTZVRjA4cEdGRDNqVmJzeExDWDQzcmVmem1PcVA3TlRSc2FMeGJyamVjMXcwU3k2NWtIM2UwaG41QXpSKzR0OXdnRHcyOE1BK2hGZ25HUlpvZVdMVDVwOUVTMmxQMXRqcHRUR1dTWU9UNkM1RTdwZ1hRPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+MENTAL+HEALTH/(2877fbe799a8715ba47b90ca3af2bfc1).jpg)
“My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.”
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“I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMeUNHa2NKcXczUEJXa3J6a0QwRE9PLzBzRVBWeitVb20xVFJZN0VIalhiUmxaOHlmakNjMlFmTkJzSFltSXJPUFZ2MHUwMVdpTlk5K2RHUFpFZW1aQThDUFhHblQ2b3JpZkpTMnNnMEdFSVVmeERuVXFhWXVFKzU4d0M1M3JOT2dRPT0%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+MENTAL+HEALTH/(f22db729e211cc5e2343cef8c332ae55).jpg)
“My mind is like an internet browser. At least 19 tabs are open at all times.”
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“I’m not short-tempered, I just have a fast reaction to bullshit.” A DAUGHTER QUOTES
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“I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMd3VsS1kvcHdzSWc1Mk10cW5RejUvMGl6aXE3a0FoRU1kWjk2bm9aWjBHZi9nRGlwUVpwSC9TcGNJK09GU0tua1YraTFZSjNUNkNpanY5SFJMcWhoa2M9/FUNNY+QUOTES+MENTAL+HEALTH/(619f3a398b9e0607734b8e6c81c38576).jpg)
“I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMd3VsS1kvcHdzSWc1Mk10cW5RejUvMHRWbVRUbml6eHBKak5MWit6bS9FZHlqVHB5YWtRVWxhTG14SDJ4YlorWmk1MllSckx2T2NwZ2k4dkRkNEdWRE5xaEE3c21rMnZpU09ySnZCLzFJbFVlcVpRR1hrK3J5SkN4YkNGOUNNVDQ5NzZ4T2ZhZWFVWUdBUzVMNDJUK3c1cDh3cnlDRitkWnNyOWtXYnpSMTFqb3lReVpVQW1kSkdjS3V4MVhvY2dpUT09/FUNNY+QUOTES+MENTAL+HEALTH/(e84fc8073981cd32b8c9d610299cb129).jpg)
“I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMMU9qa2V4YmZXQldYQUpkcW9nUm43eitDY0ZEVmVoNXRlcHJkblpWWTRDcVlITFB1Tjc3SmR6MUhKdDJYaEkzTmxvWUNaR0FJQ0oydkF5bG8yMU1GTjQ9/FUNNY+QUOTES+MENTAL+HEALTH/(b52758b04c869e356ecdaec08d59e4bc).jpg)
“I need a six-month vacation, twice a year.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMd3VsS1kvcHdzSWc1Mk10cW5RejUvM1FzOUdDc25hQUkyN2hhYVlNdFRMNU1CTDEyNld1bjRocERVaWpzWXcvUVI2QkxUdnpteGZvaDZTWXN1RWp5R2MzNmpSeFhyU3N2UHlacDF6a3R2dzZnRGFVUnRHbzZUWHZhRU1yOUpQNmJBPT0%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+MENTAL+HEALTH/(fb24d6777ab5145d8c7b4f836bff3bab).jpg)
“I’m not ignoring you, I’m just social distancing from drama.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMd3VsS1kvcHdzSWc1Mk10cW5RejUvM0svUThpanhMOXRpS0hMUkJtL3F1d0lwMWdKdjVNK2JxQWVjMnU4SGRDQUFEVWNqVCt6NlNCOFNXUXRvTzZZU1BhWFRuOG9xM2tWUm1BY0JjTGNwazRhWWRIcGdKT1JhUmcwWkp6dURrTTRpV0QxSm5EWncrZ0hLalQwU0hxM1pBPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+MENTAL+HEALTH/(0d5d6f5cc587fca5de7b09c209267acf).jpg)
“I’m not absent-minded. It’s just that my mind is in a constant state of wander.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMd3VsS1kvcHdzSWc1Mk10cW5RejUvMWlwK25rbGtCYWJoV3lxNWVrbWZyQktSdnE1RHduc3FyUk1rNWNIZW9rZUdGZDRKV0o1Z1JMZHJSMUNQV05pdGVMYzJHVHZJZGZMV213TndLUDUyT0tQUExBNkdjSXZwV1BPQ0dqL2p0NFpRPT0%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+MENTAL+HEALTH/(c68900e867452db495b854adc826bb25).jpg)
“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMd3VsS1kvcHdzSWc1Mk10cW5RejUvM3VSaDluZzd3VU5pMHAzUFBPdXpRejAvL0ZianVBWDR6WEZtTDVXYXZYajdGQXovQ2lKdlBpdnR4NFB6N1NvOFhZSVBtYlUwNER2c2NRVWpkbk5hWExCSkxEbnI5N1FSa3ROMGJDVU9NTFpnPT0%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+MENTAL+HEALTH/(7627d989edbc42af3f891837d203cbf4).jpg)
“I’m not crazy. I prefer the term ‘mentally hilarious.'”
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“I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdML0toRmdDRVl1NjNBVitXdU4xa21HU25jZ1IzdDRPNXpmQnFFWmoxMlJURE1Jd1Z2a1BqRURRekRMZlJvdGVCaEFabk9jUytwMlJaOXlpVUpzL0hHMEdqY2s5YUZibWo0dTVjUU5XbU5zUUFLbW5PdHhST2ZYWG9vcnJLcmVrWjZBPT0%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+MENTAL+HEALTH/(fcd33f7caf6487496d0bb423627808d6).jpg)
“I don’t need anger management. I just need people to stop pissing me off.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMd3VsS1kvcHdzSWc1Mk10cW5RejUvMHdoTEhJL3dsUjNRUFZQMGd5VG5tK1ZZT0FGSUdaVFMyaDUwU2hrdFNSYVkyaC92L1NzcW0xd2NXODNsZkRxd1hNek1TN1djTTNxRlJydWFSaFU2V1cvNGIzOTd3RzFaQ1RYRlV2M2hoMzVNZm9mOFJZNzl3TzE4TGdNc2VuaFR3PQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+MENTAL+HEALTH/(55810588897e487259f1054fbc5b4a9d).jpg)
“I’m not a doctor, but I do have the ability to prescribe laughter as the best medicine.”