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“I have a ‘To-Do’ list for today. It’s called a ‘Don’t-Do’ list. And it’s called that because I don’t want to do any of it.” – Unknown
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“Work would be so much fun without the work part.” – Unknown
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“If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?” – Unknown
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“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.” – Douglas Adams
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“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.” – Unknown
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“I’m not a morning person. I’m a ‘stay up late and regret it in the morning’ person.” – Unknown
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“I’m not saying I hate work, but if it were on fire and I had a bucket of water, I’d drink the water.” – Unknown
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“Coffee: because adulting is hard.” – Unknown
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“The problem with quotes found on the internet is that it’s hard to verify their authenticity.” – Abraham Lincoln
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“I’m not sure if I’m making a difference at work, but I’m definitely making a mess.” – Unknown
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“Work hard, nap hard.” – Unknown STAY POSITIVE SHORT QUOTES
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“I’m sorry, I can’t come to work today. The voices in my head told me to stay home and clean the guns.” – Unknown
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“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” – Oscar Wilde
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“Do I run late on purpose to make my life more exciting or just to feel alive?” – Unknown
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“I love deadlines, especially the whooshing sound they make as they pass by.” – Douglas Adams
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“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.” – Ella Woodword
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“I’m not exercising. I’m absorbing energy from the earth.” – Unknown
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“Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible’!” – Audrey Hepburn
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“I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it.” – Unknown
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“If there is no coffee, I don’t want to be there.” – Unknown