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“Work hard and be silly. Life is too short to be serious all the time.”
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“The best way to get work done is to goof off and pretend you’re working.”
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“Work should be fun, like a circus. Just without the animals and the acrobats.”
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“I love my job so much, I could work for free…but then my bills would have a good laugh.”
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“I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination.”
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“I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy for when I really need it.”
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“If only my job paid me in snacks, I’d be the richest person in the office.”
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“Work is like a fridge full of leftovers. You never know what you’re going to get, but it’s always a little bit stale.”
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“I don’t always understand what I’m doing at work, but as long as I look busy, nobody else does either.”
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“I’m not slacking off, I’m challenging gravity by sitting in a way that defies it.”
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“If my job was an Olympic sport, I’d win gold in the procrastination category.” ONE LINE REVENGE QUOTES
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“My office chair is the best motivator. It knows exactly how to make me want to get up and take a nap.”
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“Some people say ‘work smarter, not harder.’ I say, ‘how about not working at all?'”
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“If there was an award for ‘most creative ways to avoid doing work,’ I’d be the undisputed champion.”
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“I’m not late for work, I just prefer to make a grand entrance.”
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“The secret ingredient to a successful career is a sprinkle of silliness and a dash of laughter.”
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“Work is like a rollercoaster. It’s terrifying, thrilling, and makes you question your life choices.”
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“I have a love-hate relationship with work. I love to hate it.”
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“Remember, it’s not about the destination, it’s about avoiding work along the way.”
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“My job is basically a paid performance of pretending to know what I’m doing.”