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“Keep calm and carry on? No, thank you! I’d rather freak out and scream ‘where are my keys?!'”
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“Exercise? Oh, I thought you said extra fries!”
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“Laughter is the best therapy, especially when it’s the ‘I can’t stop laughing at my own jokes’ kind.”
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“I’m not crazy, my reality is just a little distorted.”
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“Nothing like a good nap to reset the mental health and forget all your adult responsibilities.”
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“Coffee: because adulting is hard enough without a caffeine boost.”
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“I’m not lazy, I’m just on ‘mental health mode’.”
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“The only voices in my head are the ones telling me I deserve an extra slice of pizza.”
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“I’m not crazy, my thoughts just like to take a detour through the scenic route.”
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“Learning to love yourself is a long journey, so bring snacks.”
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“If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.”
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“I’m not antisocial, I’m just aggressively enjoying my alone time.”
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“My brain is like a browser with 37 tabs open, all of them frozen.”
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“Being an adult is just googling ‘how to adult’ every step of the way.”
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“I have a love-hate relationship with the gym. I love to hate it.” ALL THE BEST QUOTES FOR NEW BUSINESS
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“The road to mental health is paved with good snacks.”
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“My mind is like a comedy show; it constantly tries to make me laugh at inappropriate moments.”
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“Chocolate is my therapist. It understands me like no one else.”
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“I may be a mess, but I’m a beautiful, funny, and lovable mess.”
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“I’m not clumsy, just passionate about embracing gravity.”
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“Trying to explain my thoughts to someone else is like trying to explain colors to a blind person.”
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“My brain has too many browser extensions. Can’t decide which one to close.”
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“Coffee and memes: the two essential elements for a balanced mental state.”
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“I may not have it all together, but my sock drawer is color coordinated.”
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“Don’t worry about me, I’m just a functioning hot mess.”
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“I’m not running away from my problems. I’m just running towards the ice cream truck.”
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“Exercise puts me in a good mood. But so does pizza. Life’s all about balance.”
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“Mental health day? I vote for mental health month!”