![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrY2FQRThsS1B2aEx6VWxldnRlM0hraU5QOE9zNFk0aXFSQ2xIRUUrcUxnTUtaUDVSR2NiQnlGdU1zNG9pY1Y1ajdVeGlWOTRrZXZFKzFFdEZZUFBIbEo3NHFGb0ZpZFJQQkNxcXNWNk4rSnJrVFJvL1drL0l6NnR5YS9aQjdwSXRqVFpwVDRVSnRoeW5nYTlqdms5NEZHNXJ1eWZqWC9hU3RQb0Q2QytnUUpM/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+LENDING+MONEY+TO+FRIENDS/(400192fe1153d507369b08135f7d40d5).jpg)
“Lending money to a friend is like giving them a loaded gun, just hoping they won’t shoot you with it.”
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“You know you’re in deep friendship territory when you can joke about lending money and actually mean it.”
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“If you want to test a friendship, just lend your friend some money and see how many excuses they come up with to avoid paying you back!”
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“Lending money to friends is ironic – you lend them your hard-earned cash, and they suddenly become hard to find!”
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“The best way to make sure someone never asks to borrow money from you again is by actually lending it to them.”
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“Lending money to friends is like starring in your own version of ‘Who Wants to be a Millionaire’ – except you’re the one paying for the lifeline.”
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“If you ever need a solid reason to avoid lending money to friends, just remember that Shakespeare’s quote ‘Neither a borrower nor a lender be’ still holds true today!”
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“Lending money to friends is like playing Robin Hood, except you’re the only one robbing from the ‘hood.”
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“Lent money to a friend once, and the friendship quickly turned into a ‘Where’s Waldo?’ game.”
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“I don’t mind lending money to my friends. It’s the return policy that needs major improvements.”
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“Lending money to friends is like giving them a license to ghost you with no guilt.”
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“Lending money to my friends has taught me an important life lesson – friends are way better at dividends than paying back loans!”
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“If you ever lend money to a friend, don’t be surprised if they suddenly develop amnesia about the loan and its due date.” FOREVER AND ALWAYS LOVE QUOTES
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“Lending money to friends is like opening a bank that only accepts IOUs as deposits.”
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“Lending money? Sure, but first, let me check if I’ve won the lottery, because that’s the only way I’ll ever see that cash again.”
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“Lending money to friends is like trying to teach a fish how to ride a bicycle – it never ends well for anyone involved.”
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“You lend money to a friend, and they change their name to ‘Not Me’ and disappear into thin air!”
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“If you ever find yourself lending money to a friend, just remember, you’re not a bank, and they’re not a customer – they’re family!”
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“Lending money to friends is like a magic trick – it magically turns friends into financial magicians who make your money disappear!”
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“Lending money to friends is like ordering food for my tastebuds, but my taste buds never actually get to eat it!”
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“Lending money to friends is like playing Monopoly – you hope they land on ‘Go’ to collect the debt, but they always seem to land on ‘Free Parking’ instead.”
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“If you lend money to a friend, treat it as an investment in their character development – you’ll learn who your real friends are and how good they are at avoiding you!”
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“Lending money to friends is the best way to learn the art of patience, perseverance, and how to avoid lending money to friends in the future.”
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“Lending money to friends is like a rollercoaster ride, except the only thrill you get is the adrenaline rush of chasing them down for repayment!”