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“My family is so dysfunctional, we should have our own reality show.”
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“I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.”
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“Family dinners are like a game of emotional Russian roulette.”
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“I’m not sure if my family is dysfunctional, or if other families are just overly functional.”
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“I love my dysfunctional family, but sometimes I think it’s genetic.”
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“We put the ‘fun’ in dysfunctional.”
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“Family: where life begins and love never ends, but dysfunction is always in the mix.”
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“Our family tree is full of nuts.”
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“I come from a family where sarcasm is our second language.”
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“We may not have it all together, but together we have it all… except sanity.”
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“Our family motto should be ‘Yes, we’re related, and no, we can’t fix each other.'”
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“If my family had a signature scent, it would be called ‘Eau de Dysfunction.'” ISLAMIC QUOTES ABOUT LIFE INSPIRATIONAL IN ARABIC
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“I’m convinced my family has more personalities than a season of reality TV.”
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“Sometimes I think our family’s dysfunction could rival a Shakespearean tragedy.”
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“My family could give dysfunction lessons to dysfunctional families.”
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“Our family reunions are like a rollercoaster – lots of ups and downs, and someone always ends up crying.”
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“We may be a little dysfunctional, but at least we’re entertaining.”
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“In our family, laughter is the glue that holds us all together, along with a healthy dose of dysfunction.”
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“You know you come from a dysfunctional family when your sibling rivalry could rival a WWE match.”
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“My family dysfunction is so legendary, it should come with its own theme song.”
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“We may drive each other crazy, but that’s what makes us family.”
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“If dysfunction were an Olympic sport, my family would definitely win gold.”