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“I have too many handbags,” said no woman ever.
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“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy handbags, and that’s kind of the same thing.”
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“I don’t dress to impress, I dress to match my handbag.”
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“I have a handbag for every mood, and trust me, I have a lot of moods.”
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“They say diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but have they seen my handbag collection?”
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“My handbag is like a black hole – once something goes in, it’s never seen again.”
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“If you want to know a woman’s secrets, just look inside her handbag.”
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“You can tell a lot about a person by the contents of their handbag. Mine says reckless spender with a sweet tooth.”
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“You know you’re in trouble when your handbag weighs more than you do.”
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“A woman can never have too many handbags, just like a man can never have too many power tools.”
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“Handbags are like potato chips, you can’t have just one.”
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“I may not have it all together, but my handbag does.”
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“Life is short, so buy the handbag and eat the cake.”
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“I don’t sweat, I sparkle. And my handbag sparkles too.”
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“My handbag is like my superhero sidekick – always there to save me from fashion emergencies.” LIFE QUOTES BEING HAPPY
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“I can resist anything except the urge to buy another handbag.”
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“If handbags were weapons, I’d have the strongest arsenal in the world.”
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“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how fabulous my handbag is.”
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“My handbag is my portable pharmacy – I have a cure for everything, from headaches to bad fashion choices.”
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“Invest in your handbag collection, they say. It’s better than investing in the stock market.”
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“No outfit is complete without the perfect handbag. It’s like the exclamation point of fashion.”
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“My handbag is not just a fashion accessory, it’s a survival kit for the modern woman.”
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“The best handbags are the ones that can carry both your essentials and your dreams.”
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“Some women collect stamps, others collect coins. I collect handbags, and I’m damn proud of it.”
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“If loving handbags is a crime, then call me a fashion felon.”
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“I don’t believe in miracles, but I do believe in the transformative power of a new handbag.”
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“My closet is filled with handbags, but I still have nothing to wear. The struggle is real.”
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“Forget diamonds, all I want for Christmas is a brand new handbag.”
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“Behind every great woman is a fabulous handbag. And probably her phone, keys, wallet, and a bottle of hand sanitizer.”