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“I’m an excellent driver.”
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“Of course he’s a good driver. He’s an excellent driver.”
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“I’m definitely getting myself a cheeseburger.”
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“I’m an excellent driver. I’m an excellent driver.”
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“Hey, I like having my pancakes first thing in the morning.”
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“Who’s on first?”
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“I like the funny pages.”
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“I don’t know. I’m lost now.”
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“I’m walking here! I’m walking here!”
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“I’m an excellent driver, I know I am.”
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“You’re counting cards?”
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“I like Judge Wapner.” SHORT MOTHERS DAY QUOTES SAYINGS
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“I want my two dollars!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrV0FJMHRiNGkzRTBwMERZaTlPT0JmZFhpcEloWEwyY0Rvcy9ZRXJCQ0VGQklDbXpOMjhEVmZ2Q1RQVjlUZ0NoMGt5Nks1QXRCTUw3dDRuWkhMaHlxWEk9/RAIN+MAN+FAMOUS+QUOTES/(3fbdfd9b4e68d8e3f7ed86a1275230b2).jpg)
“Definitely K-Mart. No doubt about it.”
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“There are 246 teeth in his mouth. Nobody’s perfect.”
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“Yesterday, I had the white pancakes and they were really flat.”
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“But I’m definitely getting my two dollars.”
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“I hate machines.”
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“I had steak, eggs, and waffles. The best defense against dehydration.”
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“Shut up, alright? Shut up! Definitely K-Mart.”
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“I’m an excellent driver, but I’m not allowed to drive on the highway.”
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“No, I’m never gonna drive on the highway again.”