![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYk5WT04xdk5meFluVm5hWkpxY09TUlZTV3EyL21rOXRFZ1JWVUErK2dwVUJUQnBtMDNXSnNhMXl1ODhRL3pJVURKN1VMUWloRzFJeE45M3B4UDFyZ1BhNDZUSzVrU3hvVndrVlVnSk5XUzg%3D/REALLY+STUPID+QUOTES+THAT+MAKE+NO+SENSE/(4c7fde7635cb97e46027183b12b66304).jpg)
“I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.”
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“If life gives you lemons, throw them at someone.”
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“I talk to myself because sometimes I need expert advice.”
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“I put my phone on airplane mode, but it never took off.”
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“I’m not clumsy, the floor just hates me.”
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“I wish I could mute people in real life.”
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“I believe in luck, how else can you explain the success of stupid people?”
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“Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?”
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“I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.”
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“Great minds think alike, but fools rarely differ.”
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“I’m not short, I’m just vertically efficient.” QUOTES ABOUT DOING MY BEST
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“I may be quiet, but my mind is incredibly loud.”
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“I can resist everything except temptation, but I can also resist temptation.”
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“I serve sarcasm on a silver platter.”
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“I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.”
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“My patience is as thin as my google search history.”
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“Love is blind, marriage is an eye-opener.”
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“Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree, so it’s a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as a salad.”
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“When nothing goes right, go left.”
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“I’m not weird, I’m just a limited edition.”