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“New Year’s resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.” – James Agate
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“I can’t believe it’s been a whole year since I didn’t become a better person.” – Unknown
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“My New Year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full of either rum, vodka, or whiskey.” – Unknown
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“May all your troubles last as long as your resolutions!” – Joey Adams
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“My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions.” – Unknown
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“I didn’t make any resolutions for the New Year. Doesn’t that mean I’m perfect already?” – Unknown
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“My New Year’s resolution is to stop procrastinating. I’ll start tomorrow.” – Unknown
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“My New Year’s resolution is to be more organized. But I don’t know where to start!” – Unknown
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“My New Year’s resolution is to eat less so that I can devour more desserts!” – Unknown
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“I don’t need a New Year’s resolution. I’m just perfect the way I am! Except for my flaws, I guess.” – Unknown
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“May all your troubles in the coming year be as short-lived as your resolutions!” – Unknown
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“My New Year’s resolution is to remember to write ‘2022’ instead of ‘2021’ on everything by February.” – Unknown QUOTES ABOUT NEEDING SOMEONE TO TALK TO
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“This year, I will be the first person to wish myself a happy New Year on Facebook. Take that, time zones!” – Unknown
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“My New Year’s resolution is to remember to write down all the brilliant ideas I have right before falling asleep.” – Unknown
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“This year, let’s resolve to love ourselves more. But not in a narcissistic way, just in a ‘I’m awesome and deserve some chocolate’ way.” – Unknown
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“May all your troubles in the New Year last as long as your resolutions.” – Unknown
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“My New Year’s resolution is to remember why I walked into a room in the first place.” – Unknown
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“New Year’s resolution: To stop calling it ‘resolution’ and start calling it ‘mission impossible.'” – Unknown
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“My New Year’s resolution is to stop pretending that I don’t talk to myself. I need expert advice sometimes!” – Unknown
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“May all your troubles during the New Year be as short-lived as your resolutions!” – Unknown
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“My New Year’s resolution is to spend more time interacting with people in person rather than through emojis and hashtags.” – Unknown
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“May all your troubles in the upcoming year be as short-lived as your internet fame.” – Unknown