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“Easter: the only time it’s safe to put all your eggs in one basket.”
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“Easter is the only time when it’s perfectly safe to put all your eggs in one basket.”
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“Easter candy is 50% off the day after Easter. I call that ‘The Hunt for Discount Chocolate!’”
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“Eggs-cuse me, where can I find the Easter bunny? I need to borrow some eggs.”
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“I’m not saying I love Easter candy, but I wouldn’t mind finding a chocolate bunny in my backyard every weekend.”
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“Easter is the one day it’s okay to put all your eggs in one basket. Literally.”
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“Eggs-cuse me, do you have any chocolate to spare? I’m experiencing a serious egg-mergency!”
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“Easter bunnies hop around delivering chocolate. I bet they’re the only delivery drivers who don’t get honked at.”
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“Why did the Easter egg hide? Because it was a little chicken!”
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“What happened when the Easter Bunny met the Taxman? He got a lot of HOP-pings!”
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“No matter how old you are, an empty Easter egg makes you feel a little sad and cheated.”
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“Easter is the only time when it’s acceptable to put all your eggs in one basket. Unless you’re a chicken farmer.”
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“Easter is nature’s way of telling us to eat more chocolate.” BLACK ROSE QUOTES SAYINGS
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“My fitness goal for Easter is to chase the Easter Bunny until he drops all his chocolate.”
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“Easter: the one day when it’s socially acceptable to eat chocolate for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.”
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“Why did the Easter egg hide? Because he was a little shellfish!”
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“My favorite bunny is the Cadbury kind. You know, the one that comes in a wrapper!”
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“At Easter, let your inner child out and join the mad dash for chocolate eggs!”
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“If you hear the sound of clucking and hopping on Easter morning, it’s probably the Eggo bunny delivering chicken and waffles instead of chocolate.”
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“Easter is the only time of the year when it’s okay to put all your eggs in one hunt.”
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“Why did the Easter Bunny join the circus? Because he was a hoppin’ success!”
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“Easter is the perfect time to show your loved ones how egg-cellent they are.”
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“If chocolate isn’t a cure for sadness, then I don’t know what is. Easter blessings to all!”
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“Easter eggs are like people: they come in all shapes, sizes, and sometimes they’re filled with surprises!”
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“The Easter Bunny must have some impressive biceps from carrying all those baskets of chocolates!”