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“I smile because you’re my daughter, and I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it!”
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“A mother’s arms are more comforting than anyone else’s, especially when her daughter just paid for a shopping spree!”
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“Dear Daughter, I hope you always strive to be the kind of person your dog thinks you are.”
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“I asked my daughter if she could put the dishes away. She replied, ‘Why? Are they on fire?'”
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“Having a daughter means having someone to blame those mysterious missing cookies on.”
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“I love my daughter to the moon and back… mostly because that’s the farthest she’s ever cleaned her room!”
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“Raising a daughter is like trying to fold a fitted sheet. It’s frustrating, messy, and you question if you’re doing it right.”
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“My daughter asked me if I was hiding any money. She must have discovered my secret stash of chocolate bars!”
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“Daughter: Mom, do I look fat in this outfit? Mom: No, no… it’s the outfit that looks fat!”
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“I asked my daughter if she learned anything at school today. She replied, ‘No, I was too busy reading memes on my phone.'”
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“The only thing messier than a daughter’s room is a mother’s attempt to clean it.”
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“Behind every great daughter is a truly amazing mother who taught her everything she knows… except for the embarrassing dance moves!”
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“Daughter: Mom, why do I have to make my bed every morning? Mom: Well, it sets a good example for the crumbs on the kitchen counter!” FAMOUS QUOTES ABOUT LIFE BY FAMOUS PEOPLE
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“I may not be perfect, but when I see how much my daughter loves me, I know I must be doing something right… or bribing her with ice cream.”
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“Having a daughter is like having a permanent best friend only she occasionally eats all your snacks!”
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“Daughter: Mom, can I have the keys to the car? Mom: Sure, just remember, every time you hear a strange noise, it’s because you’re driving.”
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“Raising a daughter is like riding a rollercoaster of emotions, except with more arguments and eye-rolls.”
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“Dear daughter, thanks for not selling me on eBay… yet.”
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“Daughter: Mom, I can’t find my phone! Mom: Well, I guess it’s hiding somewhere with the remote, my sanity, and your motivation to clean your room!”
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“The love between a mother and daughter is like shopping; you can never have too many shoes, or too many ‘I love yous.'”
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“I told my daughter that the tooth fairy only leaves money for clean rooms. Suddenly, her room became spotless!”
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“Daughter: Mom, can I ask you a question? Mom: Of course! Daughter: Did you know that ‘stressed’ spelled backwards is ‘desserts’? Mom: Yes, and that’s why I have chocolate hidden in every room!”
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“They say a mother’s job is never done, but I say a daughter’s ability to ask for help never ends.”
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“Daughter: Mom, can you pick me up from my friend’s house? Mom: I would love to, just give me a minute to load up on snacks and embarrassing stories!”