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“I am not lazy, I am on energy-saving mode.”
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“I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy saving mode.”
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“I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge.”
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“I was told I should embrace my flaws, so I ate a whole pizza.”
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“You can’t make everyone happy, you’re not pizza.”
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“Lazy people fact #234825730: You were too lazy to read that number.”
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“I don’t need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off.”
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“I’m not a person you should put on speakerphone. Trust me.”
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“The best exercise I get is pushing my luck.”
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“I’m not weird. I’m limited edition.”
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“I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.”
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“I’m not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I’m right.”
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“I’m not a breakfast person. I’m more of a “skip breakfast and wait for lunch” person.”
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“My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch.” FAMOUS QUOTES ABOUT SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT
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“If procrastination was an Olympic sport, I’d compete in it later.”
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“I would lose weight, but I hate losing.”
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“I put the “me” in “meat”. You’re welcome, barbecue.”
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“I’m not clumsy. The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.”
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“I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.”
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“I woke up like this. Disheveled and somewhat confused.”
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“Trust me, I’m Irish. I know a thing or two about luck.”
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“Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.”
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“I’m not fat, I’m just easier to see.”
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“I wish my wallet came with free refills.”
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“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”
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“I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality you can’t handle.”
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“I’m not saying I’m Batman, I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room together.”