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“My husband thinks he’s funny, but he’s just a dad trying to be cool.”
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“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.”
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“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person – preferably one who can make you laugh.”
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“Husband: a man who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.”
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“I love my husband, but sometimes I still wonder what I did to deserve a lifetime subscription of his dad jokes.”
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“My husband is my favorite person to annoy.”
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“The best thing about me is my husband, and I’m pretty sure he would say the same thing about himself.”
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“My husband and I have a very special relationship. We laugh at the same things…and by things, I mean our own jokes.”
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“There’s nothing more attractive than a funny, loyal, and patient husband…just kidding, it’s when he does the dishes without being asked.”
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“Husband: a title just above a doormat. At least doormats don’t snore.”
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“Marriage is a mutual relationship in which my husband always finds a way to make me laugh and pulls my leg…literally.”
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“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”
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“My husband might not always remember where he left things, but he never forgets to make me smile.”
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“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.” SAD STRANGER THINGS QUOTES
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“If my husband ever leaves me, I’m going with him.”
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“The key to a successful marriage is a husband who knows how to make you laugh and how to fix things that break.”
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“My husband and I have an agreement; I don’t try to run his life, and I don’t try to run mine.”
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“My husband complains I never listen to him, or something like that.”
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“My husband is like a human alarm clock. No, not the one that wakes you up gently; the one that keeps hitting the snooze button!”
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“I asked my husband to do something romantic, so he took me to a dollar store. Love is still in the air…if that air smells like plastic toys.”
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“A good husband is one who remembers your birthday, but never your age.”
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“Marriage is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because they make you laugh too much.”
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“Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.”
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“They say marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning.”
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“My husband always tells me I’m full of surprises. I just hope it’s not a surprise visit from his mother.”
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“My husband said he wanted to feel young again, so I hid his car keys.”
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“Marriage is like a game of chess. Except the board is constantly moving, the pieces are cats, and you’re competing against a little old lady with superpowers.”