![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVGQ4dEIybEw4S3h5THBsZ1JZMHlxbmFlQlJ4ZDJCbjduU0tmRnVqRUsraDQzWTFiTjl1NUJrN3JLeEZYbThwNm9hN2FGemVkMlErR0lIb2ZzSDRxTHhuMk92NEFVeWpjNmxHSk90cmM5S0xGMkZDNGtkY2ljUkxsYllOWUdjR0sveXpoWi9CaFNpM3UyWEVoZFhONVIwPQ%3D%3D/HEART+ATTACK+FUNNY+QUOTES/(4bb93e644ffb367765f13840de12daff).jpg)
“I had a heart attack, but don’t worry, it was just a minor inconvenience for my heart.”
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“Who knew that eating too much pizza could be both delicious and deadly?”
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“They say laughter is the best medicine, but I think a defibrillator might be more helpful after a heart attack.”
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“Having a heart attack is like a surprise party, except instead of presents, you get an ambulance ride.”
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“I guess my heart couldn’t handle all the excitement in my life. Time to switch to a more boring routine.”
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“Note to self: don’t scare yourself with horror movies after having a heart attack. It’s like playing with fire.”
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“Having a heart attack sure does bring new meaning to the saying ‘heart skipping a beat’.”
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“Forget wearing my heart on my sleeve, it’s much safer to wear it in a Snickers bar.”
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“Instead of a heart attack, can I just have a heart chuckle? It sounds much more pleasant.”
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“They say stress is a killer, but who knew it could be such a fashion statement in the form of a heart attack?”
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“Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart had a surprise party, and now I’m on a strict diet, too.”
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“I guess being a heart attack survivor means I have the ultimate card to play during a game of ‘Go Fish’.”
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“They should rename heart attacks to heart surprises. It’s more accurate and less terrifying.” FEELING UGLY AND WORTHLESS QUOTES
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“I’ve always been an overachiever, but I never expected my heart to join the party and try to be the star of the show.”
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“Having a heart attack is like getting your heart on a roller coaster – except you definitely didn’t sign up for this ride.”
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“Instead of heart attack, can we call it heart vacation time? It’s like a sudden sabbatical for my ticker.”
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“They say laughter is the best medicine, so I guess my heart attack was just a dose of comedy for my cardiovascular system.”
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“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a heart attack, well, at least it’s a good story to tell.”
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“I always thought my heart was the strong and silent type, but turns out it’s more of a drama queen with a flair for surprises.”
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“Who needs a heart attack when you can have a heart emoji? It’s much cuter and less dangerous.”
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“Breaking news: My heart tried to escape my chest and go on an adventure. Luckily, it got caught and returned safely.”
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“They say prevention is key, but my heart just had to take the detour through the fast food drive-thru.”
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“Note to self: Avoid high-stress situations, like trying to untangle a bunch of headphones, to prevent future heart attacks.”
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“I used to think only superheroes had an iron heart, but apparently, mine is made of butter.”
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“I’ve always dreamed of being the star of a medical drama, but I didn’t expect my heart attack to be the plot twist in my own show.”