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“สวัสดีตอนเช้า ไปปู๊ดปลาม้า!”
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(sà-wàt-dee dton-cháao, bpai bpûut bp-laa-máa!) – Hello in the morning, go catch a fish!
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“ถ้าเราเป็นไก่ ก็จะหนีไปเดินตามถนน”
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(thâa rao bpen gài, gôr jà něe bpai dern dtaam thà-nŏn) – If we were chickens, we would run away on the road.
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“เราไปเพลินๆกับหมากินหญ้า”
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(rao bpai plern plern gàp măa gin yâa) – Let’s go have fun with a dog eating grass.
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“ลองกินแกงใหม่แล้วคิดถึงแบบชัดๆ”
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(laawng gin gaaeng mài láew kít-thŭeng bàep chát-chát) – Try a new curry and think very clearly about it.
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“คุณไปไหนไม่เอาเงินด้วยไปถุงฝีมือใหม่”
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(khun bpai năi mâi ao ngern duay bpai thung fĕe-mŭea mài) – Wherever you go, don’t forget to bring your new skill bag.
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“หมาจะผูกหางติดใจ”
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(măa jà pùuk hăang dtìd jai) – A dog can win your heart by wagging its tail.
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“หนูนั่งคุยกับมด แต่ไม่เคยฟังของหนูฟังเห็นของมด”
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(nŏo nâng kui gàp mót, dtàe mâi koie fang kaung nŏo fang hĕn kaung mót) – The mouse talks to the ant, but the mouse never listens to what it says, only sees what it does.
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“กินเงินดีกว่าเหมือนเลี้ยงสุนัข”
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(gin ngern dee gwàa meuuan líang sùnák) – Eating money is better than raising a dog.
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“ไก่บินสูงที่เรียกว่าไก่ทองราคาแพงมาก”
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(gài bin sŭung thîi rîak wâa gài thong raa-khaa phaeng mâak) – A high-flying chicken is called a golden chicken with a high price.
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“กินกระเพราหวานเกินไปก็ต้องรับผลที่การรักษาแทน”
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(gin grà-pao wăan geern bpai gôr dtông rúp phŏn thîi gaan rák-săa-ya thaaen) – If you eat too much sweet basil, you have to accept the consequences of treatment.
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“ครุยเลี้ยงแมวมักอดด้วย แต่แมววิ่งออกไปก็ยืนหนี”
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(kruuy líang măew mík òt duay, dtàe măew wîng àwk bpai gôr yeun nĭi) – People usually hug cats, but when the cat runs away, they stand aside.
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“สวัสดีตอนเย็น ถ้าเธอเป็นมอฝรั่งจะไปรู้ใจ”
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(sà-wàt-dee dton-yen, thâa túe bpen moh fà-ràng jà bpai rúu jai) – Hello in the evening, if you were a strawberry, I’d understand.
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“ขนมปังอย่าบีบเกินไป จะรู้สึกเห็นที่ท้ายเรื่อง” INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES FOR TOUGH TIMES AT WORK
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(khà-nŏm bpang yàa bìip geern bpai, jà rúu sêuk hĕn thîi tháai rêuang) – Don’t squeeze too much bread, or you’ll feel the end coming.
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“พ่อบ่าวไม่รู้เลี้ยงลูก แต่ลูกครางหวานใจแม่”
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(pôr-bàao mâi rúu líiang lûuk, dtàe lûuk kraang wăan jai mâe) – The father doesn’t know how to take care of his child, but the child sweetens the mother’s heart.
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“ตัวเองอย่าคิดให้เล็กช้อย ให้คิดว่าเฮียเอ๋ยเล็กกว่าเลย”
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(dtua eng yàa kít-hái lêk-chói, hâi kít wâa hĭa-ăo lék gwàa leoi) – Don’t think of yourself as insignificant, think that your spouse is even smaller.
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“ไปเที่ยวด้วยกันหยุดเป็นปืน”
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(bpai thîao duay găn, yùt bpen bpuun) – Let’s go on vacation together, stop being a gun.
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“สมศรีไปประชุม แต่โดนเอวกลับแนว”
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(sŏm-sĕe bpai prá-chum, dtàe don eew glàp naaeo) – Somsri went to attend a meeting, but her waist turned back the other way.
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“ขาเลื่อยหนูเลื่อย”
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(khăa lêuay nŏo lêuay) – The rat legs are sawed, the rat saws.
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“ขวานแกะอยู่หน้าหลังเค้า”
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(khwăan gàe yùu nâa-lăang káo) – The sheep’s knife is in front and back.
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“ตากดูหลุมแมงดา แต่ไม่เล่นนะครับ”
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(dtaa gòo lŭm maaeng-daa, dtàe mâi lên ná khráp) – Look at the ant hole, but don’t play with it.
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“เควายต้องเควายต้อง ควายไม่มีคำตอบ”
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(khewaai dtông khewaai dtông, khwaai mâi mee kam-dtòrp) – Water buffalo must water buffalo, but the water buffalo does not have an answer.
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“ปลาจะว่ายน้ำ โดนทอด”
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(bp-laa jà wâai náam, don thôt) – Fish will swim, but get fried.
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“ถั่งถิ่งถอนตัวกัน”
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(thang-thìng thŏn dtua gan) – We pull ourselves off together.
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“เรือไหว้ปลา ขึ้นพระจันทร์”
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(rŭa wâi bp-laak, kêun prá-chan) – The boat worships the fish and rises to the moon.