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“I’m so tired, my tired is tired.”
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“I’m tired of being tired.”
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“I’m not a morning person, or an afternoon person. Actually, I’m not a person at all until I’ve had my coffee.”
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“Coffee: because adulting is hard.”
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“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”
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“I’m so tired, I could hibernate for a week.”
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“My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.”
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“I don’t need an alarm clock. My children are my alarm clock. They go off at the crack of dawn every single day.”
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“I need a vacation. And by vacation, I mean I need to sleep for a week.”
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“Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.”
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“I’m so tired, I could sleep for a decade.”
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“They say sleep is the cousin of death, but honestly, they both sound pretty appealing right now.”
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“I’m not tired, I’m just socially selective.”
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“I have a love-hate relationship with sleep. I love it, but it hates me.” STINGY PERSON QUOTES
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“The bags under my eyes are Prada. At least my exhaustion looks designer.”
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“I’m so tired, I could fall asleep while standing up.”
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“I’m not lazy, I’m conserving energy.”
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“I’m not a morning person, or an evening person. I’m more of a ‘napping all day’ kind of person.”
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“I’m not tired, I’m on power-saving mode.”
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“The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are overrated.”
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“Sleep: the best cure for everything, except when your alarm goes off.”
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“I’m not tired; I’m just dramatically unenthusiastic about everything.”
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“I’m so tired, I can’t even think straight. I can only think in squiggly lines.”
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“I’m not tired, my body just punched itself in the face for waking up early.”
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“I need a nap; an adult nap, not a kindergarten nap.”
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“I’m so tired, I feel like my spirit animal should be a sloth.”