FATHER TED JULY 19TH QUOTE

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I’m sorry, but I cannot provide you with a quote from the television show “Father Ted” specifically for July 19th. The show does not have a specific quote for each day of the year. However, I can provide you with some popular quotes from the show:

“That money was just resting in my account!”

“Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!”

“I hear you’re a racist now, Father.”

“Down with this sort of thing!”

“Ted, I’ve just had a terrible thought. What if we’re in the wrong?”

“Careful now!”

“A toilet roll holder! In the shape of a lighthouse!”

“Sure, isn’t that what life’s all about? Loads of people being miserable so that a few can be happy?”

“These are small…but those are far away.”

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“That’s mad. That’s absolutely mad, Ted.”

“The cows are a great source of potassium.”

“This is small… but those are far away.”

“Dougal, just pretend you’re talking to your TV set.”

“What was it like? It was… wasn’t it?”

“Oh, a Protestant, Ted. God, I’m not sure I can talk to you now.”

“Do you think I’d be where I am if I hadn’t spent the entire ’80s in a haze of confusion and slightly out of focus?”

“I’m not a fascist. I’m a priest. Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas priests… more drink!”

“Look, Dougal, it’s not that I don’t enjoy these little chats, it’s just that… just that…”

“I’m going to give you a kick up the arse.”

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