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“I’m not saying it’s cold outside, but I just saw a polar bear riding an iceberg down the street.”
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“I’m sorry for what I said when it was cold outside.”
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“Winter is nature’s way of telling you to polish up your cuddling skills.”
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“I’m not ready for this weather, my body needs an extra layer of fat before hibernation.”
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“I don’t need a personal trainer, I just need someone to follow me around and slap the unhealthy snacks out of my hands during winter.”
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“I thought I was having a hot flash, but it turns out I just walked out into the freezing cold.”
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“Do you ever wake up in the morning and think, ‘I could really use a nice warm vacation to Antarctica?'”
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“The only thing getting ‘lit’ this winter are the fireplaces.”
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“Winter is like a person with commitment issues, it comes and goes without notice.”
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“The only thing I like about winter is that it’s socially acceptable to wear my Snuggie in public.”
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“Surviving cold weather builds character, or at least layers of fat.”
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“I’m not sure if I’m shivering from the cold or from the sheer stress of wearing so many layers.” SOMETHING NICE TO SAY QUOTES
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“The cold weather gives me an excuse to use my oven as a hand warmer.”
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“The only thing winter truly brings me is the ability to watch Netflix guilt-free.”
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“No matter how warm my winter coat claims to be, my toes will always remain in an eternal state of frostbite.”
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“I can’t decide if I love or hate winter; it’s like being in a long-term relationship with a moody but beautiful person.”
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“Winter is when the hibernating bear inside me realizes it’s too cold to come out.”
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“Hot chocolate is the solution to 99% of winter’s problems. The other 1% is a warm blanket.”
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“Winter fashion tip: If your pants are too tight, just wear two pairs. It’s called layering.”
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“I tried to make snow angels, but all I got was a gym membership cancellation for excessive flailing.”
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“Surviving a cold winter day makes you feel like a superhero, except your superpower is surviving sub-zero temperatures.”
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“You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s too cold to complain about how cold it is.”
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“Winter is the season of parties – hot tea parties, that is.”