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“I’m an engineer. To save time, let’s just assume I’m never wrong.”
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“If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 0.”
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“I’m not lazy, I’m just in energy-saving mode.”
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“Engineers don’t just fix problems, they solve mysteries.”
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“I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.”
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“I’m an engineer, I solve problems you can’t understand in ways you can’t comprehend.”
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“I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am at engineering.”
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“I’m an engineer, I don’t have a life, I have a project.”
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“If you can’t explain it simply, you’re probably an engineer.”
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“I love my job, it’s the work I hate.”
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“Who needs social skills when you have calculators?”
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“I’m an engineer, which means I solve problems you didn’t know you had, in ways you can’t understand.” SAD I MISS YOU QUOTES FOR HIM
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“I’m not anti-social, I’m just not user-friendly.”
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“I’m an engineer, but I can’t fix stupidity.”
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“I speak fluent sarcasm, while my code speaks multiple programming languages.”
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“If it ain’t broke, take it apart and fix it anyway.”
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“I’m an engineer, I turn coffee into code.”
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“I’m an engineer, I’m great at building things, like my collection of unopened emails.”
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“I don’t snore, I dream of engineering projects.”
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“I’m an engineer, I don’t make mistakes, I find new ways to do things wrong.”
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“I don’t always agree with my boss, but when I do, it’s to keep my job.”
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“I’m an engineer, I calculate your future and it doesn’t look good.”